Cold_Pillow
33Hamilton, United States
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My self-summary
Dear So and So,

If you are reading this then chances are that you think either me, or my dog, (probably the dog, he's a shameless chick magnet) is cute enough for a potential swipe right and you wanted to find out more before making that final decision!

Congratulations!! That means you might actually be here for the right reasons and not just looking for some easy roll in the hay! If my assessment is correct thus far then we already have good intentions in common!! Yay! :D

My name is Tyler! I am nearly always the funniest man in the room unless my cousin is present and even then it's a battle to the hilarious end to see who has the last laugh!!! (See what I did there? Told ya I was funny! :P)

I am also extremely honest as I find dishonesty to be not only in poor taste but restricting, frankly. If we don't communicate in truths we cannot ever truly understand any given interaction and I feel like that inhibits the growth the relationship between the two parties. It is one of my personal philosophies that anyone worth lying to is going to know the truth eventually.

If you're still reading you're probably thinking "wow this dude is either amazing or crazy"....

The first step to finding out which is to swipe dat shit RIGHT, girl!! :D

Talk to ya soon!
-Tyler

P.S. The dog's name is Koda!
What I’m doing with my life
I am a newly converted Vegan. I have struggled to lose weight my entire life because I have food neophobia which is a fancy way of saying I eat like a child =P

I have texture issues... I cannot eat most fruits and veggies because they trigger a massive gag reflex. However... After a couple hundred hours researching nutrition on the internet I have made an amazing discovery... I found Dr. McDougall's Starch Solution... It's a plant based lifestyle that takes 90% of its calories from starches. I love starches... But conventional wisdom has always told me they are the enemy...

I am super excited about this chapter in my life as it is for the first time in its entirety that I have felt like I actually know how to solve my problem.

The easy bet would be to back burner my romantic life until I've accomplished these goals... But I would much rather find someone that could love me as I am now... For they would be truly deserving of the man I'm about to become!...

So any Belles out there wanna be the Beauty to my Beast? :D
I’m really good at
Making people happy.
Making music that I like.
Making people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
Size... obviously... hard to not be the first thing they notice :D Big Head, Big Hands, Big Body... but if people get close enough... they also notice the Big Heart =)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The favorite answers are subject to change with the wind... but in the name of love I will make a short list and hope it tells my story as well as the good folk at OKC think it should.

Books: Harry Potter
Movie: Dan In Real Life
Shows: Game of Thrones, Star Trek
Music: Glen Hansard, Michael Jackson, and me...
Food: Po Tate Ohs
Six things I could never do without
Friends, Family, Food, Water, Laughter, and Love
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The Truth
On a typical Friday night I am
Reading and researching nutrition and fitness
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That I'm only the smartest and funniest most wonderful person you'll ever have the pleasure of meeting because of human survival instincts... I was the fat kid... No one likes the fat kid... Fat kid has to redefine his role in the social structure... Fat kids becomes funny kid... Fat kid becomes smart kid... Fat kid becomes... Trumpet player?... Wait no... Fat kid plays video games... Stop wtf fat kid.... Fat kid starts losing his hair at 17... Jesus tail spinning Christ pull up fat kid!!!
You should message me if
You're tired of nice guys finishing last...

....except in the bedroom... Because we are selfless lovers 😂
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