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My self-summary
I've tried a great many ways to fill this portion out and have yet to find what I'm looking for... So I'm just going to answer the questions that James Lipton asks during his interviews... and hope that tells you what you need to know...

What is your favorite word?
Probably "Fuck"... Its just so expressive and versatile... I think anyone picking anything other than "Fuck" is being dishonest... or they're just straight up boring.

What is your least favorite word?
Jaded. Trying to make being a piece of shit sound cool.

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Creatively: Women. Almost every song I have ever written was inspired by a woman.

Spiritually: Life. I don't have the answers.... I'm honest enough to admit that. Anyone that claims they have the answers is selling something... But its wonderful isnt it?... its like... the universe existed for billions of years without ever knowing it... and suddenly... it woke up and became self aware through the miracle of "Life".

Emotionally: People. One of the strongest memories I can remember is of this young boy that was trying really hard to make new friends get pranked and made fun of by the kids he was trying to befriend. This little boy started crying a really intense cry of embarrassment and when I seen it happen I immediately joined him in crying uncontrollably... I was probably 24 years old at the time... I assume it struck some deep subconscious nerve of something I experienced and cannot remember.

What turns you off?
Seeing people feeling shame or embarrassment.

What is your favorite curse word?
Oh.... Fuck.... I'm not going back to edit that shit now :D

What sound or noise do you love?
The sound of women laughing.

What sound or noise do you hate?
Medical equipment and/or people suffering...

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
I'd like to score movies

What profession would you not like to do?
I dont think I'd be a good nurse... (Please see "Sounds I hate")

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"I'm glad you never went full atheist!... That'd make this shit a lil awkward... Welcome... Your mom is chillin at Freddy Mercury's place"
What I’m doing with my life
Working. Searching. Learning. Teaching. Gaming. Playing. Singing. Eating. Sleeping. Joking. Laughing. Crying. Living. Breathing. Dying.
I’m really good at
Making people happy.
Making music that I like.
Making people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
Size... obviously... hard to not be the first thing they notice :D Big Head, Big Hands, Big Body... but if people get close enough... they also notice the Big Heart =)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The favorite answers are subject to change with the wind... but in the name of love I will make a short list and hope it tells my story as well as the good folk at OKC think it should.

Books: Harry Potter
Movie: Dan In Real Life
Shows: Game of Thrones
Music: Glen Hansard, Michael Jackson, and me...
Food: Pizza is pretty good...
The six things I could never do without
Friends, Family, Food, Water, Laughter, and Love
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The Truth
On a typical Friday night I am
Apparently filling out a profile on OKcupid hahaha :D
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I hate shitting in public. It's nerve wracking. I worked at a Best Buy for 6 years and only shit there one time. I was full time....
You should message me if
You want to meet someone that can change everything you thought you knew about life...