38Los Angeles, United States
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My self-summary
Half Mexican, half white. Which means I want to build a wall to keep myself out.

Dreamer, adventurer, twerker...

Future Disneyland pass owner

I'm 47, not whatever it says up there
What I’m doing with my life
In the words of Zeus to Perseus, "Find and fulfill your destiny". And so I am. I work for a textbook publisher and I'm a screenplay writer. I get paid for both. Suck it.
I’m really good at
Building forts out of cushions. Round-house kicking my enemies in the face. Also real good at giving advice. I'm going to start charging. I take credit card. And board games! my favorites are Cosmic Encounter, Battlestar Galactica, Guillotine, Last Night On Earth, etc. Playing tennis or soccer.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I look a lot younger than my age. Also my blue eyes. They're like toilet water blue. *Disclaimer: my eye color can change with my selection of clothes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Raiders of the Lost Ark, Jaws, LA Confidential, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars (not the prequels), The Secret In Their Eyes, A Prophet, Braveheart, The Dark Knight, Pirates of the Caribbean (the first one), The Thing, Clash of the Titans (the original, not the new one), The Insider, The King's Speech, The Goonies, The Untouchables, Back to the Future, Anchorman.
Books: Dracula, Blue like Jazz, Golden Compass, LOTR
Music: Beatles, E.S. Posthumus, Paramore, etc.
Food: Mexican, Sushi, Italian
TV: Sherlock, Battlestar Galactica, Big Bang Theory, House of Cards, Breaking Bad, Sleepy Hollow, Dexter, Daredevil
Six things I could never do without
Friends and family
Mexican food
My passport
...maybe you?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The next project/story I'll be working on. My mind keeps racing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Time traveling.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm bad at remembering names, but awesome with directions. I'm color blind, but I can still match clothes.
You should message me if
You're missing your front teeth, you only have one eye, and you're over 7 feet tall... and if you didn't get that I was just being silly, add yourself to the list below.

Don't message me if:
--you don't have pics or you haven't filled out your profile.
--Your favorite hobby is shopping.
--You like clubbing. And I don't mean baby seals, although that's a good reason not to contact me.
--You want me to play games with you. It gets old, trust me. Looking for something more stable.

And ladies please, don't send me any dick pics
The two of us