27Chapel Hill, United States
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My self-summary
I have a full time job and support myself

No kids (That I know of). Seriously kids

I'm a stand up comedian

I like to have facial hair but I do keep it tame for my job.

I travel a lot. I have been up and down the east coast and most of the southeast doing comedy. I really want to go out west soon.

I am currently in the process of moving into a house downtown.

I have two nieces that I love to death and I like to spend as much time with them as possible.

I believe in being progressive as a society and not hate based on ignorance.

Sometimes I tell tourists that I am the mayor's son when they ask me for directions. I am not the mayor's son.....

My philosophy is to have as much fun as I can while I walk the earth and I would like to find someone who shares the same philosophy.

Anyways I think that's enough...if you need more just ask :)
What I’m doing with my life
I'm inventing a time machine on the side. It's going to take my entire life to finish it. When it's done I will go back in time and convince myself not to make it.
I’m really good at
I have been cooking for 7 years in restaurant's and I like cooking at home. I do a great Gorddon Ramsy impression...I'm good at catching objects thrown at me even without notice. I never drop something someone throws at me. I'm good at comedy, though I know I have a long way to go before I can become successful at it. Also building time machines.
The first things people usually notice about me
My smile or laugh. Then my eyes. And lastly my booty?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: All Quentin Tarantino, Seth Rogen, movies, Horrible Bosses, The Hangover, Superbad, Secret Window, This Is The End, Anything funny or anything with great acting.

Shows: My favorite show ever has to be Kitchen Nightmares with Gordon Ramsy. I cannot tell you why because it would be to Mich to write. Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Comedy Central Presents, The Colbert Report, South Park.
Food: I like everything, I have an open mind to any type of food. I'm a cook so I enjoy experimenting .
Six things I could never do without
1.) Phone
2.) My Car
3.) Making people laugh
4.) My Family
5.) Friends
6.) A Stage
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I think a lot about my future and where I want to go with my life. I think about going back to school all the time. On the other hand I also think about moving to a big city to pursue my dream as a comedian.
On a typical Friday night I am
At a show downtown

With friends at a bar


Staying home taking it easy
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I fell on stage one time in front of 50 people. It was embarrassing but also one of the funniest thing's I have ever done on stage.
You should message me if
If you've ever said the word "the " or you breathe air. Haha just if you're cool and want to have fun with a respectful, funny guy 😃
The two of us