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My self-summary
Main goal in life; beat Gibbons to becoming the true Pokemon master.

And beating Fox to finding my mortal enemy using okcupid.

.. and flustering the authorities by drawing hats with my partner in crime in inappropriate places.

Yeah, I'm not gonna write a book here because it's pretty cringey, and I'm usually one for finding an excuse to write, but two way conversations are a better way of learning about someone.
What I’m doing with my life
Living in a sausage house, trying to smuggle in my cats or get squirrels. Or a cross breed of the two, holy shit. Squitt...ens?
Forcing deprived people to understand why they should drink more tea, and finally getting around to qualifications after years of not getting around to such things.
I’m really good at
Micro, but I need to work on my macro.
The first things people usually notice about me
My golden locks of hair kekekekeke
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Lost at Sea, Scott Pilgrim, Clockwork Orange, Catch 22

Movies: Butterfly Effect, Monty Python, Kung Pow, Requiem for a Dream, Qatsi Trilogy, Hobo with a Shotgun and more than I cba to write down

Shows: Black Books, Spaced, Flying Circus, Death Note, Funday Monday aheuaheaueha

Moosic: Wintersun, Dream Theater, Blue October, Jamiroquai, Muse, Symphony X, Iron & Wine, Liquid Tension Experiment, Joe Satriani, Anamanaguchi, etc.

Vidja: Starcraft, Final Fantasy, Black & White, Path of Exile, Red Alert, Dungeon Keeper, Diablo, Osu, Bloodline Champions, Golden Sun, Metal Gear Solid
Six things I could never do without
Tea, das vidja, being the God of Protoss, pick 'n' mix, Koreans, TL
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Recently, this question. Thanks for that.
On a typical Friday night I am
Most likely sleeping, depending on how I'd been treating my body clock the week before. Or watching Off The Record on Gom.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've never heard of a more self-contradictory question in my entire life, stop that.

Wait, shit, it's not even a question. Thing.
You should message me if
My profile says 0% match, 0% friend, 100% enemy. Will make exceptions for the opposite, or if you're giving away free kittens or squirrels.
The two of us