25 St. Louis, United States
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My self-summary
I have a deep seeded love for tattoos, body piercings, adventure, neo-noir films, and various absurdist theories.

I also find the image of myself with a black eye and a bloody nose is, personally, really picturesque. Don't ask me why.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm mostly just trying to survive, have fun, and make a little money, either by bussing tables or tending bar. I'm doing these things in no particular order haha.
I’m really good at
Cooking, making drinks, writing, acting, making people laugh, and conversely telling bad jokes every once in a while.
The first things people usually notice about me
My crazy head of hair, my loud mouth, and that I am a little below average height.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music! Matt and Kim, Daft Punk, Justice, Bomb the Music Industry!, Defiance Ohio, Notorious B.I.G., The Mountain Goats, Neutral Milk Hotel, James Brown, Grimes, Johnny Cash, Los Campesinos!, Twista, Tom Waits, Jay-Z, The Black Keys, LCD Soundsystem, Azealia Banks, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Sonic Youth, Metric, Say Anything, Saves The Day, Boyz Noize, MSTRKRFT, Reverend Horton Heat, Santigold, Operation Ivy, Motion City Soundtrack, Kanye West, Two Door Cinema Club and Queen.

Film! Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, The Wild Bunch, Antichrist, Animal House, Kick-Ass, The Avengers, Sherlock Holmes, Tarantino films, Mel Brooks films, Chinatown, Best In Show, Clue, Christopher Nolan films, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Zoolander, Tropic Thunder, Iron Man, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Office Space, Memento, Wristcutters: A True Love Story, I Sell The Dead!, Anchorman, Men In Black, Guy Ritchie films, and Natural Born Killers

TV! The Venture Brothers, Game of Thrones, Archer, No Reservations with Anthony Bourdain, Kitchen Nightmares, Home Movies, The Newsroom, Rocko's Modern Life, Dexter, Funny Or Die, Whitest Kids U Know, and Sherlock.

Books! Salman Rushdie, Jack Kerouac, Warren Ellis, Harper Lee, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Neil Gaiman, J.D. Salinger, Mary Shelley, Garth Ennis, Bram Stoker, and Darren Shan.
The six things I could never do without
1. Pen/paper
2. Family and good friends, which in my book are pretty much family.
3. Art (in various forms)
4. Beer
5. Cigarettes
6. A good joke, and sometimes even a bad one.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The randomness of the universe, how my hair does that thing all the time (I think you know what I'm talking about), the most amusing hypothetical solutions to the world's problems, and how to get to the next step of my life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends, usually drinking, but otherwise simply enjoying the night and being a bunch of weirdos haha.