CommonUser
32 Middletown, United States
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My self-summary
Every time I write this it's weird and uncomfortable because I hate having to sell myself without the person reading it having any proof of it not being bullshit. I could literally write that I have a boat that runs on money and luckily I have enough to keep it going 24/7 and as far fetched as you might think it you'd have no physical evidence to prove otherwise. This is essentially a resume for a potential mate, and that's really not something I'd care to embellish, especially if it's with something I have no actual interest in living up to. I should disclose that I am not exactly holding my breath until this site yields any result. I'm in no rush to get into a relationship with anyone I don't necessarily want to be in one with. It'd be nice to meet someone, though. Anyway, I tend to be wordy, I preface things that might be better off left to go ahead as they might without one and I am pretty good at talking about (and listening to) anything and everything. I treat people like I'd like to be treated, I don't hold preconceptions about anyone and refuse to pass judgement in any form until given a reason to do so. People I know seem to enjoy the time they spend with me, but they might just be playing along so they can have access to my money boat.

All my best matches live more than 50 miles away. If it seems like we'd be into each other and I haven't messaged you, that's probably why. Rest assured though, I probably clicked your picture because I thought you looked pretty, or interesting, or at least like someone I know in real life.

My Myers-Briggs type is INTP. Heavy on the I and T. Apparently the one on here says I'm INTJ.

You'll probably get a pretty good impression of me if you read my explanations of the questions.

I'm surprised I never mentioned hiking once on this profile. I love hiking.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to make better use of it. I do my damndest to actually learn something new everyday, even if I don't always remember it. I help where I can, even if it's not part of anything I'd be getting paid for. I'm working on spending more working hours doing things that don't make me feel like I'd rather be doing literally anything else.
I’m really good at
Shooting the shit, making use of or fixing things most people would have thrown out or replaced, climbing things, giving thought to anything before solidifying any kind of stance on it.

It was suggested to me that I add here that I can cook. Not professional chef grade, but I can cook.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes, I guess.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Literally nothing you like. I'll probably tolerate your Spotify list and Netflix cue because I make an active effort to find the good in all things, bonus points if you can do the same for me.
The six things I could never do without
Food, water, clothing, shelter, rain every now and then, and you! D'awwwww.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How they make tape. Its amazing!
I spend a lot of time thinking about fixes for the worlds problems. And I mean like plans of action for least impact on human life and the ecosystem. I feel like if I had any sway over any of it I could make a difference. But I don't, so I can't! I also spend a lot of time thinking about our place in the cosmos, it makes me feel both insignificant and more connected to it all.
On a typical Friday night I am
I prefer hanging out with friends over going out. I'll go if you really want to, but I usually would rather not. Unless of course I feel like it would be something fun, then I'd give it a shot. Sometimes I just like to stay in by myself, maybe get a little work done at home, get some reading in, stargazing, etc.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'd totally host a talk show given the opportunity.
You should message me if
...you're still reading this profile. I'm sure I've chased away most of you by now. But wait, there's more!

I'm not very partial to people who pass judgement without actually saying a single word to someone. If you've already flashed a retort to that in your mind, you've definitely wasted your time reading this.

If you think its cute to be obnoxious, selfish, generally disrespectful of others, or classify yourself as a "bitch", we're probably not a good fit. I should, however, point out that I'm perfectly comfortable with someone who's frank in their honesty, has a penchant for tactful sprinklings of sarcasm and doesn't mind expressing themselves. There are differences between the behaviors I've outlined, I'd like to meet someone who understands that.

Even if you aren't my "perfect match", I'll probably still respond if you send me a message; I'm not a complete asshole.
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