At first, my asshole friends shamed me into making this. Then I just kind of ran with it.
I live in DC, but I'm in Pittsburgh for school. I hate writing things about myself. Message me if you want to know something specific.
I judge you based on your grammar. Animals > most people I know. Kickboxing and paintballing are some of my favorite things. I guess that's it. Oh and I want Riff Raff to play at my wedding.
Just kidding, here's a little more -
Because you people all have the same questions:
-Backstory: See above. I was bullied into making this by people who all had one.
-No, my username is not a reference to something. I'm not a communist, Jesus fuck. It was my old Reddit username before I deleted that account and made a new one. That said, if someone has CommunistTrees as a Reddit name, it's not me.
-I hate Pittsburgh as a city and only came to the University of Pittsburgh because they're one of the very few schools that offer Neuroscience as an undergraduate major. Why the hate? Because it's too fucking gray and boring and the "downtown" area is nothing but corporate shit and everything closes at like 6 pm and Steelers fans are the fucking worst.
-I'm not really taking any of this seriously. Although I'm not opposed to a potential something that could come of this.
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE: I have an Instagram because fuck privacy or something: _ninjatuttle
University of Pittsburgh 2016
The science-y shit is my MO, but here's a taste of the artsy side from a couple years ago: http://www.flickr.com/photos/amyleetuttle/sets/72157626435264774/
The Social Animal (probably my favorite ever)
All the King's Men
Never Let Me Go
The Kite Runner
The Invisible Gorilla
The Great Gatsby
The Trouble With Testosterone
This Is a Book
The Perks of Being a Wallflower
Textbooks have been my main source of literature for a while now, so I don't have a whole lot of time to read for funsies
Movies: Wedding Crashers
The Devil's Double
The Diving Bell and the Butterfly
The Boondock Saints
V for Vendetta
A Beautiful Mind
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
The Pursuit of Happyness
The Bourne trilogy
The Shawshank Redemption
Catch Me If You Can
Shaun of the Dead
Crazy, Stupid, Love
All the Batman shit
Seven WHAT'S IN THE BOX
The Silence of the Lambs
Little Miss Sunshine
The Gods Must Be Crazy
The Darjeeling Limited
Requiem for a Dream
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
Good Will Hunting
The Wolf of Wall Street
and Mean Girls because a) I think I'm supposed to and b) your other option is to be a liar, so take your pick
FOOOOD: Your ass had better not be picky. I'll cook the shit out of a meal for you. I eat pretty fucking healthily aside from my candy addiction. I recently started making my own food and stopped supporting those punk bitches at Chipotle. I'll grill some fucking veggies for your ass and show you a whole new world, Aladdin style. Oh, did you think grills were for meat only? That’s the kind of narrow-ass minded thinking that makes you believe there is any nutrition in a fucking hot dog. Get yo lycopene on, fools. What was the last thing you made yourself? A pickle and ketchup sandwich? Fuck you.
Musica: Pretty much anything except for ignorant rap. The Real Slim Shady was the first (real) song I learned all the words to. Do with that what you will.
I guess it depends on what I'm doing. Classical music for dinner or long drives when I'm stuck in East Bejesus, Ohio, or studying (or my Deadmau5 Pandora station for learning science-y shit), TED talks while I paint (not really music, whatever), NPR while cooking dinner, embarrassing 90's jam session playlist for cleaning the house, my Frank Sinatra Pandora station for having people over (classy dinners and keggers both), and my emo middle school playlist when I work out. I guess that about sums it up.
Shows: Arrested Development
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Spongebob (only like the first 2 or 3 seasons)
Rick and Morty
Freaks and Geeks
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
House of Cards
Avatar: The Last Airbender
Trailer Park Boys
Science & nature documentaries because I'm a huge dweeb
Some embarrassing vagina shows I'm not going to mention
(Max wrote that)
That wasn't private at all because fuck you.
And don't use "ur" or "u" if you're going to strike up a conversation. Talk to me like we're not 12 year olds in a fucking chat room for the first time.