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My self-summary
I am a fair weather optimist. I am intolerable. I am endearing. I am naive. I am strong. I am honest. I am shy. I am exact. I am intelligent. I am willful. I am kind. I am a pack rat. I am thoughtful. I am a geek.

If you like sarcasm, you will like me. I have an overdeveloped sense of humor and I turn most of it to dry wit and sarcasm. There's a little slop over into slapstick, but even that is laced with sarcasm. People who don't like sarcasm are clearly monsters and should be chased off.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm back in school and plan on being there for quite a while. I'm very excited about it. Ask me what I'm studying. The brochures all say my degree will make my wildest dreams come true. I'm more concerned with it making my wildest 5-year plans come true.
I’m really good at
Listening, solving, calming, cooking, reading, talking, loving, laughing, ignoring.

I'm also "really good at" honing in on simple pleasures and making them seem like the most refined thing in the world.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes. Crystal blue and some pretty kick ass facets.

I would like to apologize to anyone currently viewing my profile. I am not really smiling in any of my photos. I smile a whole lot more than these pics indicate. I will try to get some photographs of my smiling up soon.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Book: The one I haven't read yet. Just finished Fool on the Hill, Warbreaker and The Road. I'm cooling my heels on fiction for a little while so's I can get mah lern on. Maybe I'll knock something out over a break.

Movie: Fight Club, Bourne trilogy, Middle Earth trilogy, Trainspotting, High Fidelity, Serenity, Snatch, Cashback, The Dark Knight, Slumdog Millionaire, Taken, Amadeus, Star Trek (2k9), Best in Show, A Mighty Wind, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Die Hards 1-3

Television: Firefly, Buffy, Angel, Battlestar Galactica, Stargate, Star Trek Deep Space 9, Arrested Development, Dexter, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Frasier (I'm white), Sports Night, Burn Notice, Psych, Kids in the Hall, Scrubs, Futurama, Every Single Law & Order. My favorite set up was the Ben Stone years of the original series. Ben Stone for life.

Music: NIN, Ben Folds, Stroke 9, JUSTICE, Radiohead, Sufjan Stevens, Magnetic Fields, Jonathan Coulton, Margo and the Nuclear So & So's

Food: I am a picky eater but I will try anything twice. Buffet style (though not quality) is my favorite mode of dining because I can never decide on pleasing one palate.
Six things I could never do without
There is surprising little I could never do without, failing the smartassed answers.

How about favorite things to surround myself with in my life?
Media (books/film/games), a bed, a spectacularly comfortable chair, the world at large as my connection to the divine, a good pizza place you can depend on, and a delicious vice I can call my very own. People with no vices are real downers.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I can lie and say many different things, but both you and I know the honest answer is "women and anything related to finding a good one."
On a typical Friday night I am
Out at Founders with a friend, home and reading a book or staring at my belly button.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When ever I see someone in a wheelchair or on crutches, I look to see what shoes they have on. Yeah, I have no idea why, either.
You should message me if
It seems the one thing I was looking for on here, beer and conversation with friends, isn't in the cards now. Tragedy has befallen me as my doctor has said "Why don't you try out a gluten free diet for a couple months." So... no beer. Ah well, this profile is at a standstill til that is resolved one way or another.
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