Coniption00
35 Miami, United States
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My self-summary
I know most people these days hate reading, so I’m going to boil down most of what you need to know into short, informative bullets. Here we go!

- Cuban-American, born and raised in Miami
- Not even a little bit into the gay scene (e.g., clubs, bars, pride parades, fashion, etc.) and not interested in those who are
- Big-time geek -- into anything technology related, especially video games
- Pretty sarcastic, a little cynical, but always funny (at least I try to be anyway)
- White, mid-western guys are my weakness
- Also, guys with British/Australian accents
- And big noses
- For the most part, I’m not really into other Latinos
- Homebody -- Netflix and take-out are my best friends
- Really enjoy cooking
- Love all things paranormal -- ghost stories, UFOs, urban legends, cryptozoology, and unsolved mysteries are the best way to pique my interest

There’s much more to what’s listed above. If you want to find out more, send me a message.
What I’m doing with my life
Technical writer for a global fuel broker.
I’m really good at
- sleeping
- eating peanut butter
- correcting spelling and grammar
- making people laugh
- coming up with excuses to not work out today
- being inappropriate and/or awkward in most situations
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyebrows?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Anything by Neil Gaiman or Raymond Carver. Tina Fey's "Bossypants" is hysterical. Harry Potter, of course.

Movies: Lost in Translation, and most horror movies.

TV: Doctor Who, Once Upon a Time, Family Guy, American Dad, Bob's Burgers, Modern Family, The Mindy Project, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
The six things I could never do without
- plastic straws
- lip balm
- air conditioning
- Reese's Pieces
- video games
- ASMR videos
I spend a lot of time thinking about
When's lunch?
On a typical Friday night I am
Most likely home reading, catching up on TV shows/movies, or playing video games. I also like to go out for dinner with my brother so we can talk about our weeks.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Ace of Base. Lots and lots of Ace of Base.
You should message me if
You related to anything in my profile.
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