25 Los Angeles, United States
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My self-summary
Low maintenance ISTP. Kinda social, kinda awkward but not socially awkward :). I like baseball, books and music. Hate movies and LOVE short guys. Bonus points if you're also a little bit weird. I don't really like politics but I lean a bit conservative.

"Hi sexy" will get you ignored 😐.
What I’m doing with my life
I'll let you know as soon as I figure that out.
I’m really good at
Remaining calm in stressful situations, not speaking to another living soul for days at a time and sleeping through earthquakes. Oh, and cooking. I'm really good at that last one.

Speaking of which, if my looks or personality don't do it for you, date me anyway so I can fatten you up. Then you'll NEVER leave! (I mean, it'll be because you're physically incapable of doing so, but lets not get too bogged down in details here)...
The first things people usually notice about me
Apparently I have really big eyes O_O.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books (in no particular order):

The Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck
No Country for Old Men - Cormac McCarthy
The Rainmaker - John Grisham
The Crimson Petal & the White - Michael Faber
Persuasion - Jane Austen


The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
City of God
Imitation of Life
Children of Men
Silent Hill (I can't explain this one).

I have weird tastes in music, I like everything from metal and classical to trap music and 90s gangsta rap

Massive Attack
Alice in Chains
Lacuna Coil
Arvo Part/Philip Glass (it's a tie)
The six things I could never do without
• Music
• Humor
• Vodka
• ???
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where we all came from and where we all go.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drunk, probably.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Crop circles terrify me to an inexplicable degree.
You should message me if
You have a pulse...