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My self-summary
Here's the short version: I'm polyamorous, happily married, incredibly nerdy, and love bad puns.

Things I'm in to:
Gaming (all kinds), reading, being straightforward, long discussions about religion/philosophy/politics, ethical hedonism

Things I'm not into:
Addicts, the bar scene, sports, God

If I haven't scared you away yet then I like you already.
What I’m doing with my life
Loving my boring office job. Learning a new language just to prove to myself that I can.

I'm always on the lookout for new hobbies and I would be happy to try something new with you.
I’m really good at
Winning at Mario Kart. Losing at Starcraft. I'm "awesome" at finding a show I've never seen and binge watching it until I'm completely caught up.

I also make the best grilled cheese you'll ever have.*

* This statement has not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration.
The first things people usually notice about me
Apparently everyone likes my eyes. I'd like them too if my vision was just a wee bit better.

I have a mole on my face (Insert obligatory Austin Powers quote here.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Whatever it is, chances are I like it.

Things that would be in multiple lists:
Star Wars, Marvel, DC, Star Trek

Books - Harry Potter, Tolkien, H.P. Lovecraft, Percy Jackson, Sookie Stackhouse, 1984, Ender, and a ton of others on my kindle right now

Movies - Disney/Pixar, Megamind, Requiem for a Dream, Dark City, Men In Black, Conan, Hard Candy, Robocop, Terminator, Alien, Planet of the Apes, Ghostbusters

TV Shows - Futurama, Chuck, Game of Thrones, Fringe, True Blood, The Walking Dead, Robot Chicken, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Archer, South Park, American Dad, Breaking Bad, The Legend of Korra

Anime - Anything Studio Ghibli, Dragonball/Z, Shin Chan, Death Note, Bleach, Attack on Titan (I also have a giant "need to watch" list)

Video games - Legend of Zelda, Mega Man, Starcraft, Diablo, X-Com, Pokemon, Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Sonic, Rogue Legacy

Board/Tabletop - Heroclix, Machi Koro, Catan, Smallworld, Ticket to Ride, Red Shirts, Killer Bunnies, Cards Against Humanity. I've been wanting to start playing D&D but I haven't found a group yet.

Music - Agent 51, Daft Punk, Danny Elfman, Dark Princess, Disturbed, Evanescence, Halestorm, Hans Zimmer, Icon for Hire, John Williams, Koji Kondo, Lindsey Stirling, Linkin Park, Lonely Island, Marilyn Manson, Maximum the Hormone, The Megas, MS MR, Nightwish, Nightmare, Nikita, Nox Arcana, OCRemix, Panic! at the Disco, The Protomen, Rammstein, Rob Zombie, Scandal, Serj Tankian, Simple Plan, Smile Empty Soul, Tenacious D, Three Days Grace, Weird Al, X Hunters

Food - Up for pretty much anything, but if there's mustard on it I will gag. If you take me out for Mongolian I may hug you. Also, all crustaceans are amazing
The six things I could never do without
1. My wife
2. Weekends
3. Nonmonogamy
4. Technology
5. Entertainment (books, internet, movies, games, music, etc.)
6. My huge collection of stuff (I probably could, but I wouldn't like it.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Nihilism. Ego death. Which book I should read next. How well this site actually works. How to be introverted without being a hermit.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing the same thing I do every night, Pinky.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not close with my family and I'm ok with that.
You should message me if
Do it! (If you made it this far we'd probably get along.)