34Hollywood, United States
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My self-summary
Back on here after an extensively long break to give it another go and I guess The Onion was right.

I'm a 33 y.o. music teacher from Hollywood and I have no kids, crazy exes, or criminal record at all if it helps. A plethora of people see the goodness in me through my generosity, humor, morals, humanity, loyalty, advice, selflessness, silliness, dedication, intelligence, reliability, and decorum. My interests include, but aren't limited to, sushi, video games, college football, writing and performing music, baseball, voice acting, percussion, ice cream, road trips, soccer, dining out, doing research, and the fair/carnival.

I am silly, witty, and handsome.
What I’m doing with my life
I teach middle school band here in town and enjoy bringing music education into the lives of students.
I’m really good at
Being selfless, listening to one's problems and offering sound advice that neither judges nor is condescending, expressing loyalty, appreciation, and affection, creating a segue between almost any 2 topics imaginable, and quickly analyzing situations to produce several solutions for small problems. Oh, and video games, esp. NCAA Football, Resident Evil, and God of War as well as old school games.
The first things people usually notice about me
Are my height, build, lips, eyes, and hands. I have rather soft hands for a big man.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Wu-Tang Manual, The Joy Luck Club, The Kitchen God's Wife and The Practice of Harmony for books, American Gangster, Hot Fuzz, Malcolm X, Scott Pilgrim vs The World, Back To The Future 2, School Daze, Airplane, American Ninja, Terminator 2, Major League, and Trainspotting for movies, Empire, Chicago Fire/PD, Scandal, How To Get Away With Murder, and Chopped for TV, and Japanese, Thai, Italian, Cuban, BBQ, and Tex Mex for food.
Six things I could never do without
-The Internet
-My family and friends
-My teaching certificate
-college football
-My excitement of seeing students develop musical skills over time
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Will I ever find someone who understands and tolerates my "loyal to a fault" and too nice character flaws and reluctance to accept praise characteristic traits short term, and how will I fare as a father and grandfather someday in the long run.
On a typical Friday night I am
Sometimes working high schools games in the Fall, but if not, I'm either at home or dining out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
On here, I used to be afraid of ship horns as a small child for I couldn't bare to stand the loud sounds.
You should message me if
You're into getting to know a(n) (urban) Southern gentleman that always keeps his pants up and comes with no drama or criminal record of any kind, won't try anything on you if the feeling isn't genuine and mutual, you like being around a guy that's quite mature for his age, loves to laugh at silliness and observations through pop cultural references, you're into college and pro football, and don't mind being with a nerd who looks like a football coach.
The two of us