I'd rather stay in and cuddle than sweat atop a stranger at R Place.
My humor is most aligned with Dorothy Zbornak.
If you know who Dorothy Zbornak is, you should message me.
I find comfort in blankets and Earl Grey.
When I feel awkward I make lame/poorly timed jokes.
I love wine.
If counting abs and ~being masc~ are your priorities, you needn't waste your time here.
Movies: All About Eve, Billy Elliot, Calendar Girls, Death Becomes Her, Disney, Moulin Rouge!, Romy & Michelle, the Star Wars saga, and literally anything with Meryl Streep.
Music: Britney Spears, Dan Black, Ellie Goulding, Florence and the Machine, Kelis, Kylie Minogue, Madonna, Marina and the Diamonds, Paloma Faith, Robyn, Sam Sparro, Shania Twain, and The Scissor Sisters.
TV shows: Dexter, Friends, The Golden Girls, How I Met Your Mother, How To Get Away With Murder, Scandal.
Food: Guacamole. And fresh bread.
3. Witty banter.
4. Bow ties.
5. Oxford commas and ellipses.