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My self-summary
Describing yourself is always so awkward. I don't know, I like dr pepper, glow in the dark things, cookies and the cheshire cat.

Also, I'm from Florida which by default means I'm out of my fucking mind.

I should put it out there that I'm most likely not here to date you and/or sleep with you (but maybe). If we chat it's probably because you would be fun to drink with.
What I’m doing with my life
Having Andrew W.K.'s outlook on life.
I’m really good at
Shotgunning beers, eating, buying the most ridiculous shit, dancing, making you laugh, being an asshole, and drinking a lot of whiskey.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm small.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Collector, Peter Pan, Alice in Wonderland, A Clockwork Orange, The Alchemist, and Harry Potter (obviously), A Song of Ice and Fire, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo trilogy, etc.

Independence Day, Jurassic Park, The Mummy, Snakes on a Plane, Star Wars, Die Hard, disaster movies, stoner comedies, Clueless, Inglorious Basterds, The Shining, Twister, The Fifth Element, The Hidden Face, Men in Black, etc.

Dexter - despite the SHIT ending, Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, Homeland, American Horror Story, True Blood, Broad City, Buffy, Archer.

I listen to a bit of everything. I like pop music, electronica, classic rock, ska, hip hop. The Bouncing Souls, Brand New, Kendrick, The Weeknd, MGMT, Empire of the Sun, Black Kids, Devandra, H20, Lana, Ms Mr, Miguel, FKA and usually whatever is on my Spotify discover is on point.

1. Dr pepper
2. Sandwiches
3. Mac & Cheese
4. Cookies
5. Burgers
6. Fried chicken
Six things I could never do without
dr pepper
my cell phone
the internet
i know that is more than six but this isn't the SAT.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Outer space. And how my epitaph will probably say "I should have had one less drink."

And who I would want on my team during any sort apocalypse. Will Smith, Bruce Willis, Norman Reedus, Samuel L. Jackson, Liam Neeson, Daenerys Targaryen and iPhone headphones for their knot tying skills.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with friends getting rowdy....drinking too much whiskey.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I play fantasy football.
You should message me if
you hate the packers.
The two of us