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My self-summary
I think it's hard to sum up yourself in just a paragraph or two. It seems like there's such a fine balance between sounding pretentious-bragging about yourself, and boring-not stressing the extent of your talents/positive character traits.

So hopefully without sounding too ostentatious, I would describe myself in alphabetical order as:
Funny, Smart, Laid Back, Cultured, Articulate, Thoughtful, Athletic, Rational, an Autodidact (sometimes), Witty, Meticulous, Witty, Astute, Witty, Caring, Generous (when I can be....doing random acts of kindness for strangers really feels good, I don't know why more people don't seize opportunities to do so when they appear).

I actually start to feel uncomfortable when I don't make someone around me smile or laugh every few minutes. There's one thing i'm super confident in, and that's my ability to do just that. Try me.
What I’m doing with my life
Finnnnnnally got my degree this past month after a long struggle to finish school supporting myself. In the process of looking for a big boy job. I finished my Health Fitness Degree at CMU with an internship personal training at Lifetime Fitness, which I enjoyed, so I'm going to explore being a personal trainer there as a career prospect. In the meantime I was lucky enough to find work with a company that teaches technology classes at various places around the country. It pays more than enough to pay for the bills while I find a job I don't hate that pays well.

I surf reddit way too much.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh. I'm pretty sick on the trigger with a good pun sometimes.
Working out (I'm can't stand meatheads but my degree is in exercise science and I'm a certified personal trainer)
Video Games (I'm a closet dork but bank on the hope I'm cool enough that you forgive this haha)
Snowboarding (Dear god if you board, let's go!!! WINTER WILL BE OVER SOON!)
Soccer (played it for 18 years)
Tennis (Started playing when I was 15 and my is such a great/fun sport)
Wrestling (I wrestled a lil bit in HS....tough sport. All that can be said is that unless you're gonna run up and sucker punch him, you better watch out trying to mess with someone with a wrestling background)
Ping Pong (If you center your zen, the paddle just becomes part of your hand and you're unstoppable)
Dancing (this could be sarcasm, but what if it's NOT?)
Rapping --Ummm I dunno what to say about this except give me some random words in an email and if I fancy you, maybe i'll spit a rap (using the words you give me) and put it on youtube lol.
The first things people usually notice about me
My butt because I moonwalk into every room I enter. I sometimes scold them, "What is this? school in the summertime? cuz I don't see no class around this room right now ladies... I'm not a piece of meat... control yourselves"...but most of the time I just blush a lil and smile sheepishly. If they keep it up I just walk around, dip my hand in a bowl of ice water, flicking some at them off my fingers, announcing 'Cold Shower....Cold Shower!' to each one I sprinkle.

I supposedly have pretty blue eyes but idk about that. I used to get comments about how it looked like someone threw mud at me through a screen door (after one of the first really sunny days after winter and being pale as hell). I guess you can still see freckles on me a lil bit when I get tan but oh my gosh I'm so sad now that I don't get freckles that much anymore. My mummy, when I was real lil.... said that freckles.....were..kisses-from-angels.


.............sup angels you don't love me no more? =P
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Colbert Report / Daily Show / South Park / Futurama / Community / 30 Rock / Parks and Rec / The Ricky Gervais Show / The Walking Dead / Dexter / Game of Thrones / Homeland / True Blood / Breaking Bad / Angry Boys / It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia/ An Idiot Abroad / American Dad / Family Guy / Metalocalypse / American Horror Story / Archer /

Lake Street Dive/ Tove Lo/ Watsky / Atmosphere / Tyler the Creator / The Black Keys / Depeche Mode / The Cure / Lupe Fiasco / Red Hot Chili Peppers / Keane / Queens of the Stone Age / Say Anything / Mumford and Sons / Eminem / La Roux / The Bloodhound Gang / Incubus / Wyclef Jean / Jack White / Ok Go / Immortal Technique / Björk / Chromeo / Slipknot / Tech n9ne / Radiohead / The Beatles / Smashing Pumpkins / Led Zeppelin / Jimi Hendrix / Tool / 311 / Mos Def / Bassnectar / Jurassic 5 / Andre 3000 / Jedi Mind Tricks / Beck / The Mars Volta / Brand New / Beck / The Rolling Stones / Freddie Mercury / Tom Petty / Jefferson Airplane / Janis Joplin / Kid Cudi / Less than Jake / N.E.R.D. / MGMT / The Doors / Anberlin / Bob Dylan / Bush / Jay-Z / Gorillaz / Brittney Spears / Isanyone readingthis / thatwas ajoke / Rage Against the Machine / Unwritten Law / David Grohl / Rammstein / The Postal Service / The Killers / Wu-Tang / And the Academy is... / The Shins / Brand New / Ottis Redding / The Smiths / Death Cab for Cutie / M.C. Chris / Elvis / Wiz Khalifa / Nas / Avicii / Aphex Twin / Deadmau5 / Daft Punk / CCR / The Drifters / The Platters / The Who / Steve Miller Band /
The six things I could never do without
1. My laptop/the internet (you do realize that with the internet at your fingers, you pretty much have an infinite amount of knowledge...and who doesn't want that?)
2. My family - I'd be lost without my sisters.
4. Numerating skills
3. A sense of humor.
5. Company - I like my alone time but I'd probably be really depressed if I didn't have someone to talk to/a dog.....SOME sort of companionship for an extended period of time. (I think I could go a few days or so completely alone before it would really start to get to me) Needless to say, solitary confinement sounds like my own personal hell.
6. Stimuli (If I'm not learning sometime new all the time....I'd DIE!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My dreams, do you have dreams?

The opposites of the following 6 words:
1. Always
2. Coming
3. From
4. Take
5. Me
6. Down
(If you see what I just did there, I probably like you)

Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?

In einem kleinen Dorf wohnte einst ein Mädchen mit dem Namen Barbara. Barbara war in der ganzen Gegend für ihren ausgezeichneten Rhabarberkuchen bekannt. Da jeder so gerne Barbaras Rhabarberkuchen aß, nannte man sie Rhabarberbarbara. Rhabarberbarbara merkte bald, dass sie mit ihrem Rhabarberkuchen Geld verdienen könnte. Daher eröffnete sie eine Bar: Die Rhabarberbarbarabar. Natürlich gab es in der Rhabarberbabarabar bald Stammkunden. Die bekanntesten unter ihnen, drei Barbaren, kamen so oft in die Rhabarberbarbarabar, um von Rhabarberbarbaras herrlichem Rhabarberkuchen zu essen, dass man sie kurz die Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbaren nannte. Die Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbaren hatten wunderschöne dichte Bärte. Wenn die Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbaren ihren Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbart pflegten, gingen sie zum Barbier.

Der einzige Barbier, der einen Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbart bearbeiten konnte, wollte das natürlich betonen und nannte sich Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbartbarbier. Der Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbartbarbier kannte von den Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbaren Rhabarberbarbaras herrlichen Rhabarberkuchen und trank dazu immer ein Bier, das er liebevoll Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbartbarbierbier nannte. Das Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbartbarbierbier konnte man nur an einer ganz bestimmten Bar kaufen. Die Verkäuferin des Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbartbarbierbieres an der Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbartbarbierbierbar hieß Bärbel.

Nach dem Stutzen des Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbarts geht der Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbartbarbier meist mit den Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbaren in die Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbartbarbierbierbar zu Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbartbarbierbierbarbärbel, um sie mit zur Rhabarberbarbarabar zu nehmen, um mit etwas Rhabarberbarbarabarbarbarenbartbarbierbier von Rhabarberbarbaras herrlichem Rhabarberkuchen zu essen.
On a typical Friday night I am
avoidin all the thick teasers, skeezers, and weirdos
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a insatiable lust for joviality and a penchant for

Also, I procrastinate a lot (but I'll tell you more about it

Ok something real though? I guess (and if you breathe a word of this to anyone, I'll shank you with a rusty spoon) but sometimes when I witness emotional moments for other people (and I need to be clear now...i am NOT crying) but my eyes will tear up. (I can't help it). Sometimes it's when someone is so happy it'll get to me too. (like one day I probably spent two hours with a wet face looking at YouTube videos of soldiers surprising their loved ones by returning home earlier) It doesn't matter if it's witnessing someone have an emotional breakdown or even as stupid as watching a TV show like the biggest loser when an overweight person is pouring out their heart and soul over their lifetime weight-loss struggle. I think I have a high capacity of sympathy *sometimes* and i can get overwhelmed with emotion when I see another human-being kind of broken/struggling in life. BUT that is NOT crying lacrimal glands are just temporarily broken.

OH also. I really like SOME dubstep. Don't get this twisted, most
of it is un-listenable garbage.
You should message me if
-You're any kind of mixture of Kristen Bell, Anna Kendrick and Tina Fey.
-you are interesting....I'll probably talk to literally anyone that has a good story to tell.
-you are intelligent. (smart is sexy a book or watch the Discovery Channel).....just have interesting things to talk about/have a *mild* understanding of what's going on in the world around you. I like a girl that can teach me things or add to conversations that go a little deeper than what happened this week on your favorite sitcom.
-you like to laugh (chances are...if I'm attracted to you, I'm going to make a concerted effort to entertain you/get you to like me)
-If videos like this makes you happy: