33 Blacksburg, United States
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My self-summary
I’m Zak.
I’m the guy who hits on you while you’re trying to return movies to the red box at shoppers food warehouse.
Unless you’re with a friend or something then I’ll probably totally pussout. And chastise myself for the rest of the day.

In my free time I find things to hawk on ebay, chilling in kiddy pools filled with vase beads, and acting tough and stoic so no one will se my insecurities.

I'm blunt and like to tease to a fault.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to make as much money as possible while contributing to this society as little as possible.
I’m really good at
Making you say kazoo backwards.
The first things people usually notice about me
My accent which is actually just a speech impediment.

My camo toe-shoes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I kind of don’t give a fuck about what kinda of media you like. Sure I’ll think it’s cool if you play Zelda, smash, your favorite anime is cowboy bebop and you’ve read hitchhikers guide, but is that has little bearing on our compatibility or if our souls resonate , in fact my favorite ex thought I was a dork for liking all that.
also TV = life porn.
The six things I could never do without
Love, Games, a glove, kittens, cheese, yada yada....
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What combination of words I can use to distract from my ugly mug.
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing night frisbee.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have nightmares about my teeth falling out.

One time I played spider solitaire for 27 hours straight because I refused to stop playing till I won, apparently I should read the rules.
You should message me if
You're reliable

You're happy, you know it and are not one of those clappy ass braggers.

You eat bugs.

I made a grammar, spelling or some other mistake.

You have a close contact who works in water rescue.