I’m the guy who hits on you while you’re trying to return movies to the red box at shoppers food warehouse.
Unless you’re with a friend or something then I’ll probably totally pussout. And chastise myself for the rest of the day.
In my free time I find things to hawk on ebay, chilling in kiddy pools filled with vase beads, and acting tough and stoic so no one will se my insecurities.
I'm blunt and like to tease to a fault.
My camo toe-shoes.
also TV = life porn.
One time I played spider solitaire for 27 hours straight because I refused to stop playing till I won, apparently I should read the rules.
You're happy, you know it and are not one of those clappy ass braggers.
You eat bugs.
I made a grammar, spelling or some other mistake.
You have a close contact who works in water rescue.