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My self-summary
Don't mind the name - I just chose something irrelevant that couldn't be traced back to me.

Jesus, I still have an OkCupid account? I guess I thought it would up and disappear if I didn't touch it for a long while. Kind of like snow. Except snow is actually pretty.

This site is an awful place to meet people, so you should probably consider getting while the getting's good.

If you're actually considering messaging me for whatever reason, maybe we can play videogames or something. I don't know what you're into, but that's my thing.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm hoping to join the Police Force when I'm the correct age, which is around 25 I believe. Until then, I'm simply getting work experience.

I have depressingly average GCSEs, a Level 3 Certificate, Extended Certificate and Diploma in Uniformed Public Services and an NPLQ (National Pool Lifeguard Qualification).

I recently had a job as a Pool Lifeguard over in the far reaches of Dorset, but quit due to my sorry ass not being able to handle the distance from home and sharing a cabin with my control-freak of a sister.
I’m really good at
Puzzle games. Shooting games. Rhythm games. Actually, I'll just put "most games that aren't on a mobile". My phone doesn't seem able to install many anyway.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm so agile that I can put my foot in my mouth on our first conversation.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Oh boy. Well, according to my jammed bookshelf, I quite like the following authors:
- Stephen King
- Darren Shan
- Justin Somper
- Derek Landy
- J.K. Rowling
- Nick Arnold
- Rosemarie Jarski
- J. R. R. Tolkien
I really ought to branch out from just reading everything by these authors, but I find I don't make much time for reading these days.

For movies, I, uh... Don't watch a lot of them.
The only movies I can remember off the top of my head are:
- Con Air
- The Star Wars Trilogy
- Lord of the Rings Trilogy (but the books come first)
- The Hobbit (already read the book, know how it's going to end)

Shows? I don't really watch much either.
- Star Trek: Voyager (and also TNG and DS9)
- Takeshi's Castle
- Steven Universe (recently)
- Venture Brothers
Uh... I wanted to start watching The Walking Dead, too.

For music, I have somewhat strange tastes. In order from best to worst, here are my favourite genres.
- Classical/Orchestral
- Classic Rock (80's, 70's)
- Jazz/Swing
- Various videogame music
- And I guess Big Band stuff that you might find in the Fallout games

Food? Well... I guess I like pretty much everything except salads, mayonnaise, curry and... Eh. I can cook most of what I like.

I'm going to mention games, even though the section doesn't ask. Metal Gear Solid (+ Rising), TF2, Ace Attorney, Professor Layton, Advance Wars, Fallout, KoTOR, Smash Bros; Pokémon, any and every Valve game, Terraria, Civilization, Animal Crossing, Saints Row, GTA III-V, Oddworld Games, Fable, Don't Starve, Evil Genius, Cave Story, Octodad, Mount & Blade, Surgeon Simulator... Is that all of them? Probably not.
Six things I could never do without
Internet connection.
Black comedy.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where the Earth is headed in the future, lewd things, my direction in life, how Tumblr became such a shithole, generic self-loathing, how I could be a better person and when the hell HL3 is going to come out.
On a typical Friday night I am
At home.

Did you expect better?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My libido is higher and more active than I'd like. I get tense and aggressive if I don't keep it in check.
You should message me if
If you're bored, I guess.

I don't expect romance to blossom from this site, but if you feel like playing a multiplayer game sometime, hit me up, that could be cool.
The two of us