Crabcakeasaurus
26 Verwood, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
Hi ho,

Talented when it comes to accidentally re-visiting profiles whenever someone uploads a new picture. Also, a knack for sending terrible first messages without thinking what I should actually write!...heh, I take this messaging shite to a whoooooole new level.

I swear more then what i imagine is considered healthy

I read...ALOT...

I don't believe you can sum yourself up in a "self summary" - Actually....the worst person to ask to summarise you is yourself! - okc you twat.

I'm also slightly obsessed with Dinosaurs! - Don't ask me why...I've always loved them.

I will make some sort of shitty lists...
It makes life easier for me and your time I'm sure, is precious...

A few things that make me happy: =D
Dinosaurs
Glitter
Anything small and fluffy with four legs.
Marlena (my dog) =D
Buffy (my cat)
Peachy (my hamster)
Dandelion (my bearded dragon)
Animals
Snow
Vegetarians
Coffee
Unicorns
Harry potter
Disney
Dinosaurs x2
Cuddles
Tattoos
piercings
Anything that glows in the dark
The new forest
Ice cream
Art
Music
Gaming
Comics
Star wars
Big smiles
Stubble or neat/styled Beards! -Not face nests.
Long hair on men (no idea why)
Crumpets.

A few things that make me sad/angry: =(
Sexism
Racism
Justin beiber.
No bread to make toast or when we run out of buttery goodness for my toast
The fact that Kanye west and Kym are reproducing
Animal cruelty
Homophobia
Hate crime
Animal cruelty x2
No food in the house
homelessness
Capitalism
Religion
Cancer (or in general sickness/illness)
No cuddles
My terrible spelling
The price of petrol!!
What I’m doing with my life
Working, eating, sleeping, snoozing, gaming, reading, dreaming about Buffy the vampire slayer!! Trying not to be a slave to the system whilst still having to work within it and socialize with society....So far, so good....I think...I hope...
I’m really good at
Being sarcastic and being awkward!
The first things people usually notice about me
Seems to be my Tattoos...Or my eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Food: Falafal and toast
Books: Ahh, many, many, many! <3
Bands: All pigs must die, Afternoon gentlemen, CocoRosie (seriously, check out their cover of "Turn me on" The knife, Crystal castles, Violent delight, Leftover crack, Grindcore and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of other shit. =D
The six things I could never do without
1. Marlena - My dog =)
2. My friends
3. Toothbrush
5. Music
5. Affection
6. Books
7. Animals
8. Milkshake

Yeeeeeeah, fuck your 6!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
World domination....
On a typical Friday night I am
Working :( Booooo!!

When not working...Chilling :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have "YEAH!, YOU LIKE THAT!?" Tattooed on my butt! Haha
You should message me if
If you've actually read my profile....You'll get 10 points to Griffindor!!
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