35 Bethany, United States
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My self-summary
To be honest, I'm not even sure most of you exist.

I'm a divorced male in my mid-thirties. Also, I'm an okie. But I'm not one of THOSE okies. I'm not a Trump voter/supporter, and I like for racists to be afraid. About the only shred of Okie I have left in me is my accent, which has a tinge of Texas because I grew up there. My Belgian friend told me once that I sounded like a liberal W.

I am the kind of guy that just goes for it. I try to stay fairly grounded. I'm a nonconformist. Maybe even socially awkward to a point.

My passion is music. I play the bass in a couple or three local bands.

I don't like filling these out. Makes me sound like a narcissist.
What I’m doing with my life
I make my living as a manager of a shop, and I do well with it. I am staying in Bethany with some cool roomies.

I'm mainly just winging it though. I would move tomorrow if the right opportunity presents itself.
I’m really good at
I'm good at a number of things, but I'm also my own worst critic. If I miss one note in a song while on stage, I will obsess over it.

Also, run-on sentences, incomplete sentences, playing devil's advocate, bombing first dates, stage fright, motivation, and damage control.

Experimenting with sounds, throwing away manuals to synth modules and getting the most screwed up tones. I have a new pedal called "The Mothership" and it's out of this world.

Apparently I'm good at singing. I hate my voice, but people seem to like it. Friggin' crazy. They need to get their priorities straight.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: I'm a nerd. I watch nerdy movies, but rarely. I have a hard time watching them by myself. I'd honestly rather play a game.

Books: I like books. I usually go for the non-fiction or 19th/20th century classics. However, I work sixty hours a week, and I'm rarely home and awake long enough to read a book without falling asleep. Same goes for TV.

I hate TV. I hate the news. If I have to see Donald Trump's face again, I will scream and silently rage inside because there's not a damn thing I can do about it.

Music: I have a lot of records ranging from motown, the beatles/cream/stones/floyd, p-funk, and 80s punk/hardcore/metal. I like a bit of everything except new hard rock (nickelback, five finger death punch, disturbed), new country, some new metal, etc. I'm sure you get where I'm going. It's not a generational thing. It's objectively bad and I can prove it with science.

Food: I like tacos. I also like burgers. When you only get to eat one meal a day, you might as well make it taste good. I also enjoy my veggies and salads, but I never get to cook for myself.

Games: When I am home I like the Zelda games, and I can beat Super Mario Bros 3 on my NES in 30 minutes from muscle memory. I almost completed the no-sword challenge in the original Zelda game. Super Mario Maker is one of my favorite new games. I don't get into shooters very much. Video game violence just doesn't get me off like it used to. I also don't consider myself a real gamer. I just use it to kill time. I have a hard time sitting still. I can whip your ass at Mario Kart 8, so if you have a Nintendo ID, I can prove it.

Comedy/podcasts: I like Marc Maron's and Joe Rogan's podcasts quite a bit. I love comedy. It really helps me clear my head and write lyrics. I can talk shit into a microphone, but I don't have what it takes to craft joke and I don't have the nerve to remember it like I can a guitar/bass riff.
The six things I could never do without
My tools. I literally can't make a living without them.

My Fender Jazz Bass, Sunn amp, tuner and picks. I like to get funky and I won't settle for a shitty Ampeg.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Maybe the 2012 Mayan apocalypse wasn't so much of a prediction as it was a recommendation.

There's no such thing as a victimless billionaire.

I was a hyperactive child and it's a goddamned good thing that my parents were too poor to get me on ritalin.
On a typical Friday night I am
I do shows at least once a month and that sometimes falls on a Friday. I work every Saturday, so I'm usually at home smoking crack and worshipping the devil. (It's a joke)
You should message me if
Just be your awesome self. I don't like people who put up a front.

Be nice and I'll do the same.

I'm not particularly religious, but I don't discriminate. If you're cool as a person, I don't care what you believe.