And on a side note, if your profile comes off as dominant, or you claim you're a "Alpha female", please, don't message me. Go find a good little pussified mangina that suits your needs.
I understand this will most likely come off as harsh, but please take a look at your own bio with an open mind & I'm sure you'll understand my need for a disclaimer just as you do yours. And There's no need for the "infamous" NAWALT (not all women are like that) argument. This isn't directed at ALL women, as I know there's still good women out there.
Deeply hypnotic and sensual man who would like to meet a woman who...
* Who`s head always finds the right spot on my shoulder.
* with ease fits into my arms and rests her cheek on my chest.
* may take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worthwhile, when my face lights up at the picture of you..
* The way you fish for compliments even though we both know that I think you are the most beautiful and sexy woman in the world..
* Your choice of sexy stiletto strapped sandals and leather boots, and the fact that you actually wear them, simply because you know I like it when u wear them, even though your feet kills you after a while....But you know I'll massage them for you afterwards..
* How cute i think you are when we argue, and you dig your heels in to make a point and be heard
* The way your hand always finds mine when you are vulnerable or insecure.
* The way you smile and feel when you see my name on your mobile unexpectedly.
* The way you sit with your legs sometimes crossed or tucked in under you, in a sexy way, or twine a leg through mine in a public place.
* The way that you kiss me when I least expect it.
* The way you fit/fall into my arms when you wanna cuddle or cry, or when you are tired or sad.
* Then the way you apologize for crying over something silly..
* The way you say "I miss you" when we are apart.
* When you say "I love you" and i know that it's for REAL!!!Cause your eyes tell me so..
2. Being an asshole.
3. Blowing you off.
4. Teaching you discipline.
5. Taking what I want.
6. LOL! (Come on, have a sense of humor cocksucka) ;)
-Base runs (BsR)
-Batting average on balls in play (BABIP)
-Defense independent pitching statistics (DIPS)
*Defense-Independent Component ERA
*Fielding independent pitching (FIP)
*Expected FIP (xFIP)
-Defensive Runs Saved (DRS)
-Equivalent average (EQA)
-Late-inning pressure situations (LIPS)
-On-base plus slugging (OPS)
-PECOTA (Player empirical comparison and optimization test algorithm)
-Peripheral ERA (PERA)
-Super linear weights
-Total player rating, or Batter-Fielder Wins (TPR, BFW); Total Pitcher Index, or Pitcher Wins (TPI, PW)
-Ultimate zone rating (UZR)
-Value over replacement player (VORP)
-Wins above replacement (WAR), a non-standardized statistic