EpicManliness
39 Manhattan, United States
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My self-summary
Mah Shlomegh? Ah'lan yafeyfeeya.
I love the look on people's faces when someone that looks like me busts out some Hebrew. Personally I favor Zulu. Ke le le! If you're cute and Zulu we're getting married! If you're cute and Jewish lets see what your father says. Sooner or later I want to rock some Chinese but first sign language or high Valyrian. (Come on!)

Warning: I'm an afro-centric but open minded so take that as my way of saying. I'd love to have some little black babies one day but if I end up with some waffle colored ones with banana fros I'll rock them all the same.

Disclaimers:
*I find it frustrating when people seem to think I am 10 years younger than I am. Don't crack has its drawbacks. I made one date feel old.

*I don't beat around the bush. We probably have a 4 email cap before I want to meet. Life is short. Live it.

*Know I'm that guy that will bounce if you seriously misrepresent yourself in a very gentleman like fashion.

Now to keep things moving.

Educated, ambitious creative with a business slant building his brand and looking for someone to love along the way. I spent a number of years in entertainment, fell into the financial sector, and realized that money alone didn't make me happy but the experience made me smarter. Now I'm merging my worlds. Who wants some? Stop reading here if you feel me. The rest may get a bit winded. Lists seem popular so I'll add one:

Very Ambitious
Heavy Networker (if you are too, wow)
Big on Family
Love Sophistication
Displays of affection +++
Huge sense of humor
Athletic and would like similar
Cultural Sponge
Sarcastic but oddly optimistic
Luciano Pavarotti is my man-crush.
Worst trait? I laugh at almost everything. Defense mechanism. Sue me.
Looking for a serious you can poop with the door open relationship.

instagram: @Kujoashanti

What can I say, you might find me asking random people after a movie their thoughts; or staring at a random homeless person in amazement. Not that I haven't been around; I've lived in Delaware (I can point it out for you) LA, Philly, Miami and Brazil.

I took a little from each place; Delaware gave me the ability too entertain myself despite miles of cow patties, LA honed my social skills around various mannequins, Orlando made me hate Disney, Philly made me love NY, and Brazil made me really happy and broke. Yknow, happiness doesn't buy money. Good thing that was the last stop before random travel around the world for almost 5 years. (I got stories.)

What has this created? You can say I'm a bit corporate yet eclectic mouse hater that walks in front of cars during green lights and daydreams of days on the beach sipping Caprinha. Travel to me at this point, cool, but not necessary. Hot right? Yeah, I know you want me.

Not looking for just a late, sweaty, night messing up the sheets.

Not saying that NEVER happened, just thank god it was on purpose. Shameless? Absolutely.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm actively trying to make the best out of everyday. I have my lazy days like everyone else but at least 6 days a week I'm up at 6 AM to workout and I don't stop my day until I fall asleep close to 10 or 11. I'm in entertainment as a film producer and stuntman so really my schedule is random as hell but I can make time.
I’m really good at
Moving this bag around that my brain lives in. The actual brain puts in work to. If you put you gray matter to work with a dope bag to match def, let's do this! I want little brain bags one day.
The first things people usually notice about me
My skin, it's all over me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Catharsis by Sean Ashanti
Movies: Braveheart, Gladiator, Aliens, and many more...
Music: Just about everything...really bad at singling things out hah
Food: If it's called food...I probably like it.
The six things I could never do without
You know what? I've done without a lot. I'm not going to jinx my coping abilities with a list! Granted "We don't need sh!t honey." Is not the best thing to advertise on a relationship.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Lately? Summer?
On a typical Friday night I am
Having hot steamy sex until the wee hours of the morning. Oh I thought it said atypical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If I could end up in a power couple scenario I'd be the most bad as husband ever. I'm awesome with the right teammate. No serious. Sounds corny but I know me. You make me try harder.
You should message me if
You're relatively sane, physically active, and have a good sense of humor. Oh, and if you think you can date a functional freelancer and startup guy.
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