29 Boulder, United States
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My self-summary
I hate the idea of trying to find love or friends online. But real life is awkward, so this is a nice way of secretly judging people in hopes that true connections can be found in resume format. Don't judge, you're doing too!
What I’m doing with my life
Let's see. A couple months ago I left my cushy corporate job in San Francisco cause I like mountains. Then I climbed a lot of 14ers and rocks. Now I'm looking for a new cushy job so I can afford more adventures and I guess food and stuff.
I’m really good at
I'm really good at being unassuming. I have a lot of interesting stories and life experiences that you would never guess just by looking at me. Hint, none of those stories involve drugs or being on a reality tv show.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyelashes. They are naturally long and glorious. Probably my butt too, the nice side effect of a life doing athletics. It depends on what angle they first see me. (If that's the first thing you compliment me on though, it's a deal breaker...jk I love butt compliments.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Arther Clarke, Douglas Adams, and Dan Millman. But also pretty much anything.

Movies/shows: I like to watch shows all the way through. Just watched Scrubs (I cried, yay sensitive men), and now I'm onto Friends. Movies are good too.

Music: I can't tell you anything about it. Just let me dance. It's not a trivia contest.

Food: I don't eat a lot of things, it will drive us both nuts haha.
The six things I could never do without
1) Family
2) Random Adventures
3) Goofing off
4) Mountains to climb
5) Good company
6) Avacados
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How frustratingly short life is and what I can do today to squeeze something special in. Also, I do Parkour, and I think about that a lot. Strangely, I love watching Parkour fail videos, maybe as a lesson of what not to do.
On a typical Friday night I am
Dance night! Friends night! Movie night? What's typical?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Slow down. I haven't even met you yet. I keep no secrets, but let's not spoil the surprises
You should message me if
A. You are looking for someone gorgeous to talk to
B. You need a hiking buddy
C. You want to lavish me with gifts for some reason