Beating Mike Tyson's Punch Out.
The word "pseudomonarchia".
How/why Mayumi Ozaki's lipstick never smears.
Hard apple ciders.
Card stock and paper weight.
Allison Hayes' face from the poster of Attack of the 40 Foot Woman.
Lactation & breastfeeding other consenting adults.
The paintings of Yangyang Pan.
Lori Williams' navel in Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
you have nice feet and your pee is a color denoting proper hydration.
you denounce the evils of truth and love.
you liked Mario Tennis.
you wanna kick the shit out of me.
you are a femme who likes other femmes.
you like being choked (or want to choke me).
you like being tickled (or want to tickle me).
you have a tough time deciding between tea and food.
you want to fight for the cherry on top.