I know the words to every Blue Oyster Cult song.
Basically people give me research and graphs and I turn it into things that can be put on one of those headset tours at the museum. My day to day life is ruled by the fear that one of my clients will be one of the many science professors who failed me in school.
In my off time I run an intersectional food blog and write songs about food.
I'm willing to manage the "cooking and choosing restaurants" portion of the date if you can oversee outfit coordination and playlists.
Beating Mike Tyson's Punch Out.
The word "pseudomonarchia".
How/why Mayumi Ozaki's lipstick never smears.
Hard apple ciders.
Card stock and paper weight.
Allison Hayes' face from the poster of Attack of the 40 Foot Woman.
Lactation & breastfeeding other consenting adults.
The paintings of Yangyang Pan.
Lori Williams' navel in Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
you have nice feet and your pee is a color denoting proper hydration.
you denounce the evils of truth and love.
you liked Mario Tennis.
you wanna kick the shit out of me.
you are a femme who likes other femmes.
you like being choked (or want to choke me).
you like being tickled (or want to tickle me).
you have a tough time deciding between tea and food.
you want to fight for the cherry on top.