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My self-summary
A nurse once described me as "a defensive beauty queen".
What I’m doing with my life
I work in science communications. I take charts and graphs and depressing statistics and make them readable. I know way too much about risk factors of social isolation in seniors.

In my off time I run an intersectional food blog, write music, and organize leftists. I've been trying to launch a Marxist cooking show. Fundraising for it has been a challenge, for reasons I imagine are obvious.

I'm willing to manage the "cooking and choosing restaurants" portion of the date if you can oversee outfit coordination and road trip playlists.
I’m really good at

I'm not a champion by any stretch—I consistently rank in the bottom tiers of any pinball tournament or league I enter, mostly because I focus on all-round technique over getting good at specific machines.

But if you could see how I can catch a ball with a tip of the flipper and hold it before executing a tip pass, your regions would come aflutter. Or maybe you'd put me in a headlock and call me a nerd.

Which would make my regions come aflutter.
The first things people usually notice about me
I struggle with eye contact.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I know the lyrics to every Blue Oyster Cult song.
Six things I could never do without
My ukulele. Cowboy boots. Leather/metal restraints. Sharpies. Glucophages. My vibrator.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The semiotics of pro wrestling.
The psychology of pinball machines.
The word "pseudomonarchia".
How/why Mayumi Ozaki's lipstick never smears.
Hard apple ciders.
Card stock and paper weight.
Allison Hayes' face from the poster of Attack of the 40 Foot Woman.
The abolition of a social order built upon the artifice of whiteness.
Chastity Belts.
The paintings of Yangyang Pan.
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching pro wrestling, doing my nails, yelling at history podcasts.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I crush intensely but require some affection and patience before I feel safe in intimacy.
You should message me if
femme Mommy-domme types are your thing.

you have nice feet and your pee is a color denoting proper hydration.

you denounce the evils of truth and love.

you liked Mario Tennis.

you wanna kick the shit out of me.

you are a femme who likes other femmes.

you like being choked (or want to choke me).

you like being tickled (or want to tickle me).

you have a tough time deciding between tea and food.

you want to fight for the cherry on top.
The two of us