31 Oakland, United States
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My self-summary
A nurse once described me as "a defensive beauty queen".
What I’m doing with my life
I'm an editorial intern for a major food publication. In my off time I run an intersectional food blog and write songs about food. I'm willing to manage the "cooking and choosing restaurants" portion of the date if you can oversee outfit coordination and playlists.
I’m really good at
Being Mommy. Or being little. I thrive in relationships with explicit power dynamics or exchanges of labor. Or things! Things can be good. I'm not so conscientious of trans woman stereotypes that I wouldn't give you head for some shoes or a very soft scarf.
The first things people usually notice about me
I struggle with eye contact.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like going to movie theaters a lot, especially for double features and sing alongs.
The six things I could never do without
My ukulele. Cowboy boots. Leather/metal restraints. Sharpies. Glucophages. My vibrator.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Beating Mike Tyson's Punch Out.
The word "pseudomonarchia".
How/why Mayumi Ozaki's lipstick never smears.
Shirt dresses.
Hard apple ciders.
Card stock and paper weight.
Allison Hayes' face from the poster of Attack of the 40 Foot Woman.
Chastity Belts.
Lactation & breastfeeding other consenting adults.
The paintings of Yangyang Pan.
Lori Williams' navel in Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
Suicide prevention.
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching pro wrestling, doing my nails, listening to leftist podcasts.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I crush intensely but require some affection and patience before I feel safe in intimacy.
You should message me if
femme Mommy-domme types are your thing.

you have nice feet and your pee is a color denoting proper hydration.

you denounce the evils of truth and love.

you liked Mario Tennis.

you wanna kick the shit out of me.

you are a femme who likes other femmes.

you like being choked (or want to choke me).

you like being tickled (or want to tickle me).

you have a tough time deciding between tea and food.

you want to fight for the cherry on top.