Comedy is the only thing I have ever truly loved.
I might want to to grad school, but right now, I'm in love with the grind.
To keep the lights on I sling drinks at a swanky bar in Midtown Manhattan. It's fun, but it cuts into my joke time.
I run a weekly stand-up showcase in Bushwick. It's very good. You should come.
I'd like to write for television, but who wouldn't.
Trying to be more motivated.
I can go on truly captivating political rants.
Talking. I once convinced a republican in Colorado to canvas for Obama. It took all the charm in my body.
I like to think I'm good at Destiny. I am not.
I like to think I have a Destiny. We'll see.
If they notice anything, it's probably the confidence.
“Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.”
― Kurt Vonnegut, Timequake
I love Bojack Horseman, and Peaky Blinders and Doctor Who, and Daredevil... and a lot of other shit.
I will tell you about all of my movie preferences in detail, but only if I think you care. I will not torture you with my fandom because I think that should be considered assault, and punishable by law.
Guardians of the Galaxy is my favorite movie of the past five years..
The MCU is becoming my religion.
I read the entire "Song of Ice and Fire" series in 7 weeks.
My musical tastes are so all over the place that they tend to give people motion sickness. Eclectic, if you will.
Casablanca is my favorite film of all time.
My favorite food is Tequila.
I have many other favorites, but isn't that what first dates are for?
My Xbox one
My HTC one
Tequila and Rye
Beautiful Women (Naked, if possible)
Easy conversation with beautiful women over a glass of Malbec (Also, Naked, if possible)
This song - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P29E7YYMD7o
Or, This song - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGDyAb6pePo
Also, This song - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGDyAb6pePo
My casual disregard for instruction.
Or home with Netflix, and a bag of Sour D.
-If you like good red wine, and meandering, thoughtful, conversation.
-If you like like getting really,really, really high.
-If talking off all your clothes is your favorite part of the day.
-If you've ever been to a swinger's party and you'd like to go back.
-If you've never been to a swinger's party but wanna check one out.
-If you agree that making love, and making art, are the two best way to pass the time, and often the same thing.
-If your GGG
-If you think I'm cute (I hope you do).
-If you want to.