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My self-summary
I'm a comic. I don't know if that's a personality, but it seems to sum me up pretty well.

What I’m doing with my life
Comedy. I try to do a lot of comedy. Open mics as often as I can (or can tolerate) and any bar show that will book me. All very glamorous.

I might want to to grad school, but right now, I'm in love with the grind.

To keep the lights on I sling drinks at a swanky bar in Midtown Manhattan. It's fun, but it cuts into my joke time.

I run a weekly stand-up showcase in Bushwick. It's very good. You should come.

I'd like to write for television, but who wouldn't.

Trying to be more motivated.
I’m really good at
Telling Jokes, and getting drunk. Usually at the same time.

I can go on truly captivating political rants.

Talking. I once convinced a republican in Colorado to canvas for Obama. It took all the charm in my body.

I like to think I'm good at Destiny. I am not.

I like to think I have a Destiny. We'll see.

Tongue stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
I suppose, If they notice anything, it's probably THAT THING STANDING RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!!

My sense of humour
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I cherish the words of Kurt Vonnegut:

“Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.”
― Kurt Vonnegut, Timequake

I love Bojack Horseman, and Peaky Blinders and Doctor Who, and Daredevil... and a lot of other shit.

I will tell you about all of my movie preferences in detail, but only if I think you care. I will not torture you with my fandom because I think that should be considered assault, and punishable by law.

Guardians of the Galaxy is my favorite movie of the past five years..

The MCU is becoming my religion.

I read the entire "Song of Ice and Fire" series in 7 weeks.

My musical tastes are so all over the place that they tend to give people motion sickness. Eclectic, if you will.

Casablanca is my favorite film of all time.

My favorite food is Tequila.

I have many other favorites, but isn't that what first dates are for?
Six things I could never do without
Vonnegut quotes

Indica and Sativas

Tequila and Rye

Stand-Up Comedy

The ongoing realization that the world we know is an illusion


This song -

Or, This song -

And very recently, This song -

My casual disregard for instruction.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Who will sit the Iron Throne. How Thanos will assemble the Infinity Gauntlet. And why people seemed to like my progressive politics a whole lot more when I was feeling the bern, and not as much now that I'm with her... who knows?...
On a typical Friday night I am
At The Experiment...

or at that swanky Manhattan bar I mentioned.

Or one of the many other comedy shows scattered across the city...

Or maybe something more adventurous

Or home with Netflix, and a bag of Sour D.

But I'd rather be with you...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I really love the song "Super Bass". I have no explanation for this.

I get pretty lonely sometimes...
You should message me if
- If you like netflix, and old movies (Casablanca is non-negotiable)

-If you like good red wine, and meandering, thoughtful, conversation.

-If you like like getting really,really, really high.

-If talking off all your clothes is your favorite part of the day.

-If you've ever been to a play party and you'd like to go back

-If you've never been to a play party but wanna check one out.

-If you agree that making love, and making art, are the two best way to pass the time, and often the same thing.

-If your GGG

-If you think I'm cute (I hope you do).

-If you want to.
The two of us