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My self-summary
Welcome to OKcupid, where everyone is a social drinker, has never done drugs and prefers netflix and chill alone over going out..

Did you really think you were original?.. Well now that I have your attention!

I'm funny, sarcastic and can hold a conversation, if you can't deal with sarcasm I'm sorry in advance.. Actually no I'm not. Live in the UWS and work on the UES, crosstown busses are my thang.
What I’m doing with my life
I used to wear a suit everyday and was very unhappy. Now I teach fitness, I have a degree in architecture.. My parents are super proud.

I'm a General Manager of a gym, Olympic Coach & Personal Trainer who still hates waking up at 4am 5 days a week.
I’m really good at
Filling these out with wildly outrageous stories.

Cooking.. Like really good!
The first things people usually notice about me
My rippling dad bod..

On a more serious note, my charisma, smile and laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books.. Hmm, I like coloring books and ones that have pictures.
I mostly read magazines, GQ, Dwell, Atomic Ranch, Mens Health

-Breaking Bad
-Modern Family
-Family Guy
-The Blacklist
-That 70s Show

My favorite movies can go on and on.. but to name a "few"
-Iron Man
-The Hangover
-40 Year Old Virgin
-Crazy Stupid Love
-American Psycho
-Mean Girls
-Forgetting Sarah Marshall
-The Little Rascals
-Hot Rod
-Grandmas Boy

Music.. I listen to different music at different times.. I'm just not a country fan

Food.. I could eat just about anything but seafood, not for me. However I will eat anything sushi related you put in front of me, weird I know. Love me some spicy food, I've only had one thing I couldn't handle.. and that would be Dinosaur BBQs Devils Deul.. brutal.

And Franks Red Hot.. I put that shit on everything.
Six things I could never do without
FOOD! - I eat.. a lot
Coffee - Specifically a quad iced espresso
A Barbell - It's my job
Laughter - i'm always doing this
Music - it keeps me sane

..and obviously Friends & Family
...and my bed, mid day naps are what keep me alive
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why people deny they're a belieber
On a typical Friday night I am
HBO & Hang, Im up at 530am on Saturdays.
You should message me if
I'm looking for someone who has strong family values (I'm a big family oriented guy), cares about her health and enjoys being active. Having a big personality doesn't hurt either!

You Squat..

You can hold up your end of a conversation

*cigarette smokers need not apply*
The two of us