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My self-summary
I’m the guy with the beard who gets things done.

Aspiring writer, huge video game geek, bit of a book nut.

Exceptionally mellow and approachable 97% of the time. I can be pretty blunt when I need to be, though I don’t make it a point to step on anyone’s toes, especially if I’m afforded the same courtesy.

Unrepentant Leftist.

Intersectional feminist, environmental protection activist, animal rights advocate.

Twitter: @AbyssalLamprey
Snapchat: BeegOlPeeg
What I’m doing with my life
At present, I'm a creative copywriter and marketing specialist. I work for a pretty big retailer (who shall remain nameless) and we are KILLING IT -- due in no small part to the work I do, of course. It's a pretty sweet gig. In my spare time I'm working on a few different writing projects.

CURRENTLY READING: "The Omnivore's Dilemma" by Michael Pollan
I’m really good at
WRITING. I'm also pretty damn good at a few video games.
The first things people usually notice about me
Definitely the beard. Fluffy, shiny, and super soft!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Wake, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Boneshaker, The Illustrated Man, A Canticle for Leibowitz, Dune, Catch-22, Watchmen, The Disappearing Spoon, The Gun Seller, Moby-Dick and anything by Theodore Roethke

Movies: Pulp Fiction, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Mad Max: Fury Road, Gangs of New York, Alien, Predator, Pan's Labyrinth, Hellboy, American Psycho, Running Scared, The Big Lebowski, 28 Days Later, Natural Born Killers, Django Unchained, Hot Rod, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, The Descent

Shows: Orange is the New Black, Parks and Recreation, Arrested Development, Archer, The Office, Metalocalypse, Adventure Time, Longmire, Cosmos, Steven Universe, Breaking Bad

Music: Animals as Leaders, Run the Jewels, Queens of the Stone Age, Mastodon, Dozer, Down, Town Portal, High on Fire, Fall of Efrafa, Scar Symmetry, Clutch, Deftones, Baroness, Protest the Hero, Dan Terminus, Meshuggah, Memfis, Year of the Cobra, Howl, Death Grips, Torche, Conan, Devin Townsend, Primitive Man, SZA

Video Games: Timesplitters, Monster Rancher, Bioshock, Chrono Trigger, Final Fantasy IX, Sins of a Solar Empire, Painkiller, Psychonauts, Shadow of the Colossus, Zone of the Enders, Devil May Cry, Primal, Demon's Souls, Mega Man X, Total Annihilation, XCOM: Enemy Unknown, Killing Floor, Shovel Knight, Torchlight, The Witcher

Food: Pasta, Tex-Mex, Chinese, Korean, Cuban, vegetable soup, deli cold cuts, and anything jerked or served with sriracha.
Six things I could never do without
1. Pen and paper
2. Deli sandwiches
3. Video games
4. Books
5. Music
6. Some good podcasts
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Books I've read and music I've listened to and how they've influenced my work.

Whatever D&D/Pathfinder campaign I'm currently running.

How capitalism has failed humankind.
On a typical Friday night I am
...awake into the wee hours of the morning, writing, researching useless information on the internet, and burning through video games.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't think blowjobs are all they're hyped up to be.

4/20 friendly.

Also, I'm an ENTJ if reading into that is your thing.
You should message me if're chill, you wanna grab something to eat, or if you wanna pet the beard.
The two of us