Unfortunately, that's all bollocks though. I'm just a very ordinary person who likes Heavy Metal, beer and football, which probably goes a long way towards explaining why I'm single.
Books: Mainly fantasy. Tolkien is God, and The Silmarillion is by far the greatest thing ever written. Currently reading The Wheel of Time, and failing in my plan to catch up with everyone else before the new one comes out.
Movies: Anything with Clint Eastwood in. Other than that, I really like Mafia films and dodgy B movies. My resolution for 2014 is to watch the top 101 gangster movies of all time. It's going well so far.
Shows: I must admit I don't watch a great deal of TV other than live sport. I liked the Sopranos back in the day I guess, and Boardwalk Empire is pretty cool. Oh and I'm obsessed with Man Vs Food. Adam Richman is literally my idol.
Music: Shit, where to start. Primarily 1980s Heavy Metal I suppose(Maiden, Priest, Saxon, Angel Witch, Tokyo Blade). My favourite two bands of all time are probably King Diamond and Mercyful Fate (I know, really original right?) I also enjoy punk, blues, folk and country to varying degrees. Take a look at my LastFM page if you're interested in the sort of stuff I listen to: http://www.last.fm/user/WrexhamFC88
I'm a guitarist, so anything with interesting guitar playing in it usually goes down well.
Food: I'm a massive carnivore. In fact, unless it used to have a face I won't want to eat it. Steak should only ever be cooked rare too. I have the cure for vegetarianism if anyone is interested.