CthulhusIntern
23 Marysville, United States
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My self-summary
Hi, I'm Jake. I just recently graduated from college and now I'm looking for what I'm supposed to do, and hopefully, finding someone else. I enjoy doing things such as swing dancing, reading, and trying new things.

Also, Myers-Briggs is just astrology for nerds. Prove me wrong.
What I’m doing with my life
I just graduated from college. I studied digital forensics, which is the intersection between technology and law. Now, I'm just looking for a job.

I also like swing dancing. I try to do that almost every week. Usually, it's west coast swing, but occasionally, I do east coast and other styles of dance.

When I'm not doing any of those, I usually like going to Barnes & Noble and reading graphic novels I have no intention of buying.
I’m really good at
I'm really good at learning things. I'm a fast learner. I'm getting pretty good at west coast swing, I've been doing it for a year now.
The first things people usually notice about me
When there's a thunderstorm, everyone knows that they should not only avoid standing under tall trees, but that they should also not walk near me.
My natural hair color fascinates many people, some even to the point of not believing me when I say that it's natural.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
BOOKS
A Clockwork Orange, John Dies at the End, A Confederacy of Dunces.
I don't read as often anymore, since I don't have much time. Now, when I read, I mostly read Marvel comics, I have to put that Marvel Unlimited subscription to use.

MUSIC
Finntroll, Amon Amarth, Korpiklaani, Alestorm, Arkona, Eluveitie, Gloryhammer, Rhapsody
I've never been able to REALLY get into any genre of music but metal. I feel that a lot of European metal acts get really artistic and not afraid to experiment while still being fun to listen to.

MOVIES
A Clockwork Orange, Avengers, Oldboy (the original Korean version, not the American remake) Seriously, I love Oldboy and if you haven't seen it, I will make you watch it.

GAMES
Portal 2, Hotline Miami, Serious Sam
I really enjoy playing video games. My tastes actually tend to vary here, these three are by no means an extensive list.

SHOWS
Now, I don't watch TV, but I do watch Netflix (there, I've met the "mention Netflix at least once on your OKCupid profile" quota). I'm currently watching a few shows, such as Arrow, Orange is the New Black, and House of Cards. I am REALLY enjoying Marvel's Netflix series. Daredevil and Jessica Jones are both so good. Oh yeah, and I used to LOVE Homestar Runner. Like, quotes from that show still infect my daily speech sometimes. If you remember that show, just shut up and message me now.
The six things I could never do without
Knowledge
Creativity
Metal
Chocolate
Sandwiches
Computers
The ability to not follow the rules (I wrote 7 things! I will not be subject to your tyranny, OKCupid! Anarchy!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I often have some really silly ideas. Like, this one idea of a movie. It would actually have Macaulay Culkin in it. It would be a crossover between Home Alone and The Purge.

Also, sometimes, while bored, I like to think of puns. I have this one theme of pun that goes like this:
Ever been to a Hungarian prison? They'll starve you.
Ever been to a Greek prison? It's disgusting, everything is Greece-y.
Ever been to a Haitian prison? You'll Haiti it.
That's the theme. My goal is to come up with one for each country. I've got a whole lot more of them written down, so if you want to hear them, you'll have to message me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Ideally, I'd be going to a metal concert. But... that really only happens about once a month or less. Really, I'm just looking for a job or hanging out with friends back home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I wear earplugs to concerts. Welp, there it goes. I'm no longer metal.
You should message me if
You should message me if you live within 250 light microseconds of me. You like silly jokes. You enjoy talking about things you've read or watched, or just anything weird you've noticed.
You should also message me if you want to read a bunch of puns from me.
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