Cuddle-Hard
58San Diego, United States
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My self-summary
Would you believe I've finished my first novel? I've sent it off to potential publishers. It's a romance novel entitled, "The Passion and the Pain-My Tortured Romance With a Chocolate Chip Cookie." When it becomes an Amazon best-seller, as I'm sure it will, I'll retire to a South-Seas Island to write my passion project-tentatively titled "My Undercover Life as a Chippendale Dancer."

You should know that life as a Chippendale isn't all glamour. Chapter One is about my adventures at the senior-citizens gentleman's club-"Stretchmarx," where I got into big trouble during the always popular "Ladies, show us your dentures and get in FREE" early-bird happy hour. I NEED YOUR FEEDBACK-Do you think it would work better as a graphic novel or a coloring book?

Otherwise, I'm just crazy enough at this stage of the game to work for myself. There's no truth to the rumor that it's because nobody would hire me so don't believe it if you hear that vicious tale. It pays the bills.

Some More About Me: In the interest of full-disclosure, I am involved in a committed and long-term relationship with a 15-year-old. We sleep together every night and she provides me with unconditional love. In return, I feed her kibble and chew bones.

If you're sick of the same old smarmy profiles, feel free to drop me a note. Who knows, if you're polite and interesting, I may break out my famed Chippendales "Make the Dog Howl" moves just for you...and you..oh-and you too ;-)

Love and Kisses,

"The Rocket Man"

OK-that's a little over the top, even for me...lol.
What I’m doing with my life
The entrepreneurial growth process continues. I work with business owners to help them better market their businesses. I work from home and set my own hours. I really do enjoy what I do--and for those of you who ask--no, I'm NOT into network marketing.
I’m really good at
Causing trouble.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes...and my sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I only occasionally watch tv--about once a month and that tends to be HBO. I do have a guilty pleasure with Game of Thrones though so I'll be watching tv once a week starting in April.

Musically I'm not limited to one genre and I'll listen to whatever feels right on the moment but I find myself gravitating to old soul mostly--groups like The Delfonics, Dionne Warwick, Earth, Wind and Fire, the Royalettes, Curtis Mayfield, The Dramatics and the Stylistics dominate my Spotify playlist. I'm listening to Deniece Williams as I type this.

I spend a lot of time reading and following the work of David Deida. If you haven't heard of him he's worth Googling.
Six things I could never do without
Great food
Music
5 Senses
Love
Sex
Adrenaline
I used to say the ocean/beach, but I’ve since learned that I would give up the beach for a little daily spooning. (the hugging kind)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
When will the world get male birth control pills?
What if the hokey pokey really is what it’s all about?
How to make more desserts on the BBQ.
If everyone Wang Chungs tonight, what will tomorrow look like?
Or the great debate of green vs red Tabasco, should you bring the heat or the flavor?
On a typical Friday night I am
Enjoying stimulating conversations with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Really? I procrastinate in front of the computer instead of cleaning my house.
You should message me if
You want to laugh and enjoy a good sense of humor
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