CulinaryMerc
38Vallejo, United States
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My self-summary
6'2" Self-employed Profesional Wilderness Forager and Chef.
Im a political activist, and its important
.(if you can say this for religion why not science?)
More house party than bar, more tea than coffee, more comedy than horrorshow, more sunshine than moonlight.

Loves dogs, travel, whiskey, camping, bad puns, laughter, faires, hot tubs, sushi, dancing, beach time, jet skis, and BBQs.
What I’m doing with my life
Cooking, Foraging, Laughing, Traveling, Gardening, Beach lounging, Scuba diving, Camping, wilderness wandering, Whiskey.

The skills I've learned will be very useful if a zombie apocalypse hits and you need someone to run through the woods with a cocktail, a neitzche quote, soufflé and shotgun.
I’m really good at
Cooking
Spider Removal
Solving Problems
Puns (if someone can be good at this)
Dancing
Wilderness Foraging
Glamping
Writing bad Haikus. Want one?
The first things people usually notice about me
I look and smell better in person.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books!!: Siddhartha, Shogun, Le Morte de Arthur, The Night Circus, Douglas Adams travel books, history, and a great deal of Sci-Fi mind candy. I avg. about a book a week. My Kindle should be credited with saving a sizeable forest.

Foodwise: I'm a chef, so there's not much I won't try or like.
Six things I could never do without
My Furrbeast (dog) and Timmy (other dog)
Books
Sunny days
good food
laughter
A beach. lake, ocean, whatever!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
☆☆☆KUDOS TO YOU☆☆☆
made it this far without your eyeballs bleeding or being struck by lightining!
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably making someones friday night amazeballs.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like my dogs more than most people.🐶🐕
You should message me if
You-
Are kind.
Stay fit.
Love adventure.
Enjoy food.
And most of all:
Have an excellent sense of humor.
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