CulinaryMerc
38Vallejo, United States
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My self-summary
The only Poly I'm interested in is your pet parrot.
Bad joke expert, Dog owner, Entrepreneur, Outdoor everything, Parallel Parking Ninja, Glamping level 99+
What I’m doing with my life
The skills I've learned will be very useful if during the zombie apocalypse you need someone to run through the woods with a cocktail, soufflé and shotgun.
I’m really good at
Cooking
Spider Removal
Puns
Wilderness Foraging
Glamping
Writing bad Haikus. Want one?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Voracious Reader.
My Kindle should be credited with saving a sizeable forest.
Food of all kinds, except perhaps fast food.
Six things I could never do without
My Furrbeast (dog) and Timmy (other dog)
Books
Sunny days
good food
laughter
A beach. lake, ocean, whatever!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
☆☆☆KUDOS TO YOU☆☆☆
made it this far without your eyeballs bleeding or being struck by lightining!
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably making someones friday night amazeballs. (work)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like my dogs more than most people.🐶🐕
You should message me if
You-
Are kind.
Stay fit.
Love adventure.
Enjoy food.
And most of all:
Have an excellent sense of humor.
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