37 Vallejo, United States
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My self-summary
6'2" Self-employed
More house party than bar, more tea than coffee, more comedy than horrorshow, more sunshine than moonlight.

Loves dogs, travel, whiskey, camping, bad puns, laughter, faires, hot tubs, sushi, dancing, beach time, jet skis, and BBQs.

So here I am! For your judgement, and my own metaphysical horrorshow.😲
What I’m doing with my life
I own a private contracting company for v.i.p. hospitality services and the diplomatic corps. Basically I'm a private chef/event planner for celebrities and politicos...
Foraging, Bow-hunting, Gardening, Beach lounging, Scuba diving, Camping, wilderness wandering, and whiskey.

The skills I've learned will be very useful if a zombie apocalypse hits and you need someone to run through the woods with a cocktail, a neitzche quote, soufflé and shotgun.
I’m really good at
Solving Problems (well its my job!)
Puns (if someone can be good at this)
Wilderness Foraging
Writing bad Haikus. Want one?
The first things people usually notice about me
My accent, and I smell good. 😉
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Siddhartha, Shogun, Le Morte de Arthur, The Night Circus, Douglas Adams travel books, travel and History books!
...and a great deal of Sci-Fi mind candy.
Foodwise: I'm a chef, so there's not much I won't try or like.
Music: it runs a wide spectrum..
The six things I could never do without
My Furrbeast (dog) and Tim (other dog)
Sunny days
A beach. lake, ocean, whatever! I need water acess.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Besides food, menus, and current events?

made it this far without your eyeballs bleeding or being struck by lightining!
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably making someones friday night amazeballs.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like my dogs more than most people.🐶🐕
You should message me if
Love adventure.
Have an excellent sense of humor.
You've ever said to yourself:
"Self, I need to date a chef."