I'm incredibly sarcastic, so if you find me offensive -
I suggest you quit finding me 🙏
You shouldn't take life so seriously - after all, you don't get out alive. Although my sarcasm and wit offends some people, remember - words can only hurt you if you try to read them. Don't play their game.
To Be Real -
I'm a copacetic human being on the journey to finding myself, open to vibing with people who are doing the same so let's not waste each others time.
I'm all about smiles, empathy, good vibes, & honesty. I am a carefree individual that prefers to go with the flow. I may not be the girl that everyone wants - But at least i'm not the girl that everyone had. I'm not a one in a million kind of girl. I'm a ONCE in a lifetime kind of woman. I am a free spirited, open-minded, kick-ass hippie. 🙌
Well I know my profile must've captivated your mind, body, and spirit, but - Easy, guys.. I put my pants on just like the rest of you - one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make gold records. 🐂👌
-Making people laugh.
The Ground, Emako Blue
Munchies - I'm not too picky so if it's got cheese & meats I'm down to eat 🤷🏾♀️😂
Jams - Brand New, Manchester Orchestra, Glass Animals, The Acid, Bad Books, Blink 182, SZA, Solange, Boogie, Chopin, Beethoven, The Republic Of Wolves, Nirvana, Right Away, Great Captain!, Sleeping With Sirens, Jason Becker, Aphex Twin, Com Truise, Tupac, Nas, Biggie, Aphex Twin, Jimi Hendrix, Robert Johnson, Kendrick Lamar, J. Cole, Wu Tang Clan, A Tribe Called Quest, Machine Gun Kelly, Mac Miller, Tech N9ne, Bob Marley, Lauren Hill, Mary J. Blige, Deadmau5...Way too many to list.
-You dig sarcasm/dark humor and want to laugh
-Your genuinely interested in me. (I am SO sick of getting messages that say "I have never been with a black girl before." Is that supposed to be flattering? Because it's not.)
You picking up what i'm putting down?