I'm incredibly sarcastic, so if you find me offensive - I suggest you quit finding me 🙏
You shouldn't take life so seriously - after all, you don't get out alive. Apparently my sarcasm and wit seems to offend people, but words can only hurt you if you try to read them. Don't play their game. People think I'm too patronizing (that means I treat them as if they're stupid.) 😁
I am a bit of a realist and an opportunist. Not to say their is anything wrong with optimism, but - I stopped to smell the roses once. A bee flew out of the flower and up my nose, stung me in the nasal vestibule causing a severe allergic reaction and six days of swollen septum. Now, whenever I see roses, I keep walking. 🏃🌹🐝
Well I know my profile must've captivated your mind, body, and spirit, but - Easy, guys.. I put my pants on just like the rest of you - one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make gold records. 🐂👌
I may not be the girl that everyone wants - But at least i'm not the girl that everyone had. I'm not a one in a million kind of girl. I'm a ONCE in a lifetime kind of woman. I am a free spirited, open-minded, kick-ass hippie. 🙌
-Making people laugh.
Munchies - I love almost any type of food & just discovered I have a weakness for sushi :D
Jamskies - Brand New, Manchester Orchestra, Bad Books, Blink 182, Chopin, Beethoven, The Republic Of Wolves, Nirvana, Right Away, Great Captain!, Sleeping With Sirens, Jason Becker, Com Truise, Tupac, Nas, Jimi Hendrix, Robert Johnson, Kendrick Lamar, J. Cole, Wu Tang Clan, A Tribe Called Quest, Machine Gun Kelly, Mac Miller, Tech N9ne, Bob Marley, Lauren Hill, Mary J. Blige, Deadmau5...Way too many to list.
-You dig sarcasm/dark humor and want to laugh
-Your genuinely interested in me. (I am SO sick of getting messages that say "I have never been with a black girl before." Is that supposed to be flattering? Because it's not.)
You picking up what i'm putting down?