I'm kinda over the whole "long walks on the beach" bull. Who really reads all that anyway.. You know the most important thing on here is my pics. I could post that I hate puppies and make babies cry, and I would still get flooded with messages saying I seem super sweet. (For the record I love puppies and babies). I'm a goof ball and just like having fun. If you're sensitive move along, if you have a big ego move along, if you aren't open to the idea of a relationship move along, if you're trying to score casual sex move along. I will only make you pancakes in the morning if you kept me entertained long enough to stay through the night.
Sorry if I may seem like a **** for this part but I am just being honest.. Life is too short for my time to be wasted as well as yours. Sorry but I only date my race.. Personal preference. If you can't even recognize yourself in your photos, we may have a problem. I certainly don't have a super model body, but I do make the effort to look good. If your health and physical appearance aren't that important to you we probably won't mesh. If you wouldn't want to bone yourself then why should I want to? I don't mind texting and chatting on the phone, but if I like you I will want to hang out.. Don't try to get to know me if you're too busy to ever get together. I can be super sweet, but I am also confident, and I have my own life. I don't do clingy.. (guys say they don't mind this, but it appears to be a problem when I am not always up your ass).
I do have a toddler son who is my world, so if you're okay with being man #2 lets do this.
I know that I seem saucy based on this profile, but I am a complete sweetheart. I have a little bit of a tough shell, but for the right guy it completely melts away. Im the kind of girl who cooks, bakes, writes fun little notes, gives awesome back rubs, and is 115% dedicated to her guy. Ive heard A LOT from online dating and people in real life that they can be intimidated by me. Once you get to know me you learn fast thats so not the case. Im a laid back girl who gets along with just about everyone. I get super dolled up sometimes but Im the girl next door underneath it all. I love all of the boy things like video games, Walking Dead, breweries, horseshoes, fishing, and even a little smack talking once in a while.
Adores... God, my son, hanging with the favorites, the sun, food--cheese, the water, craft ales, good wine, Photography...did I say food? Loathes... Egos, people who are two-faced, being cold, being rushed, those who dont believe in me. Lets be honest... I am a honest person who can list my bad qualities along with the good.. craves attention, open, brash, irritable, likes large crowds, low self control, weird, fragile, does not like to be alone, emotionally sensitive, worrying, heart over mind, does not respect authority, dependent, not rule conscious, not good at saving money, more interested in relationships than intellectual pursuits, likes to fit in, very social, frequently second guesses self, phobic, suspicious, not careful, outgoing, vain, compassionate, aggressive, likes to make fun, hates to lose. YEAH BET YOUVE NEVER SEEN THAT ON A PROFILE!
Not a requirement but if you're a cook or play a musical instrument you just may get lucky. (YOU might get lucky, as in lucky to receive my love. Im in no way referring your junk).
I love craft beer and wine!!!! Love love and love!
2. pizza rolls
3. skinny jeans
4. back rubs
5. clean underwear
6. cheese (no thats not code for drugs)
C'mon now, you've seen this list a thousand times. You know the usual suspects. Family, Friends, phone, computer, blah blah blah.
How is decaff coffee made?
How do fish copulate?
Is my home safely structured in the event of an Zombie Apocalypse?
* You don't talk to your Mom every day. (Im sure she's sweet, but if this is the case then you've already found your leading lady)
* You know how to dress...what can I say, Im a sucker for a guy that likes to look good.
* You know how to treat a lady
* You don't have toys in your living room. Im sorry as cool as legos and sonic screwdrivers may be if I see this I will RUN!