CyJackX
26 Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
Pretty weird, but in a good way.
Fairly optimistic for a misanthrope.
I also say "Oy vey!" a lot.

I was a math and science nerd who ended up studying experimental theatre, and, after getting a degree in rolling around on the floor, I did various odd jobs like art modeling, burger delivery, and getting tickled for money before finally booking commercials thru my agency. Now, I live off a combination of residuals and film production jobs. When I’m not working, I stay involved with the NYC comedy scene, and you can see things I’ve made at www.AndyZou.com.

Outside of that, I appreciate weird art, science, metaphysics, human nature, sociopolitical systems, puns, and karaoke. I also like being active, whether that’s thru exercise or tearing up the dance floor.

My last relationship was ethically non-monogamous, but I like to stay open to anything.

Creative folks with a sense of humor and smart politics, please leave your resume at the desk.

P.S. Is it okay if I actually like online dating? Sure, it can make us feel like livestock at auction, but it’s fun meeting cute, new people I wouldn’t meet otherwise.
What I’m doing with my life
Lately, I’ve been daytrading my Snickers residuals away. Otherwise, I'm staving off ennui with Duolingo and the pursuit of mindfulness.
I’m really good at
Working with my hands. I was a Lego kid, so I'm good with cameras, bikes, computers, Ikea furniture, backrubs.

Also handstands, but I'm working on my splits as well.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm probably humming Born to Run.

I was recently described as a "together-nerd" and my best friend has described me as "a highly realistic GIF."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like dadmusic, i.e. Classic Rock or 80s jams. Lately been listening to 90s hip hop and headbanging metal. But I'll pretty much dance to anything.

Bojack Horseman, Rick and Morty, Breaking Bad, The Wire, Narcos, Damages, Simpsons, Futurama. Magnolia is my favorite movie, I'll watch anything with David Lynch, and I'm a pretty big Stephen King buff.

Foodwise, I like rare burgers, happy beers, and, if you're lucky, you can watch me crack raw eggs into my mouth. I also like eating peppers that make me cry.
The six things I could never do without
Surprisingly little, I hope.
Working on a healthy perspective of non-attachment.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Breathing In
Breathing Out
Jokes
Cute people
Random Market Theory
Avoiding internalizing Colonialism, the Patriarchy, and Capitalism.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking and seeing a comedy show, or a music show, or a theatre show, or a show show.
You should message me if
You want to try out a new food joint, see a show, sacrifice teenagers in the woods to Baal...

Or if you want to get drinks and touch each other's butts after deep conversation, that's cool, too.
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