26 Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
I think I'm pretty weird, but in a good way.
Pretty optimistic for a misanthrope.
I also say "Oy vey!" a lot.

Once I got paid a thousand dollars to be tickled on camera, so I'd say I'm pretty relaxed about life.

I have a lovely girlfriend in an open relationship.
What I’m doing with my life
I studied experimental drama to do decidedly less experimental things like work in commercials, but I still have fun making videos with friends at

Otherwise, lately I've been spending my free time seeing shows, cultivating mindfulness, staving off mid-20s ennui by taking Spanish lessons on Duolingo, and trying to become a daytrading millionaire.
I’m really good at
Working with my hands. I was a Lego kid, so I'm good with cameras, computers, Ikea furniture, backrubs.
Also handstands, but I'm working on my splits as well.
The first things people usually notice about me
I was recently described as a "together-nerd," if that's your thing.
I'm probably also singing Born to Run.
P.S. My best friend says, "You're also a highly realistic, almost human GIF."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like dadmusic, so prepare for me to singalong if I hear any classic rock or 80s jams.

If you're lucky you can watch me crack raw eggs into my mouth.

Hit me up if you want to dissolve our capsaicin receptors together.
The six things I could never do without
Surprisingly little, I hope.
Working on a healthy perspective of non-attachment.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Cute people
Random Market Theory
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking and seeing a comedy show, or a music show, or a theatre show, or a show show
You should message me if
You want to try out a new food joint, see a show, sacrifice teenagers in the woods to Baal

You need a bae to start/finish the Sopranos with

Or if you want to get drinks and touch each other's butts after deep conversation, that's cool, too.

Creative folks with a sense of humor and smart politics leave your resume at the desk.