30Denver, United States
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My self-summary
I am sarcastic, but with a really good sense of humor(Don't worry, I have references.) I am somewhat reserved in the beginning, but open up pretty quick. I love listening to people, hearing peoples' stories and experiences. Going out and exploring is one of my favorite pass times, whether it is checking out new store, finding new disc golf courses, or going to many of the amazing sights this state has to offer.
What I’m doing with my life
I moved to Denver from Georgia over three years ago and am loving every minute of it so far. No humidity, 300ish days of "clear" weather, being within 15 mins of anything I need, and no humidity(I said it twice for a reason). What more could a guy want? I work for the City and County of Denver as an accountant, not glamorous I know, but a job is a job. I am trying to explore more of the city, but it is not as much fun going out by myself.

Started up a weight loss plan with a friend so I can have some accountability.
I’m really good at
Humor, poker(although I could be really crappy and just such an awesome bluffer I am fooling myself), guessing cooking reality show contestant winners(Chopped I am looking at you), and currently have the upper hand in the eternal struggle for dominance between me and my cat.
The first things people usually notice about me
My stature, eyes, and headphone cords I wear whenever I am out and about by myself. My boisterous laugh can be heard for miles, according to legend...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Piers Anthony, Michael Crichton, Jon Stewart(America and Earth), Trigun Maximum, Halo series, Tina Fey, Harry Potter, A Song of Ice and Fire(Audiobooks what what).
Movies: The Departed, How to Train your Dragon, Scott Pilgrim, The Prestige, The Dark Knight, The Big Lebowski, Casino Royale, Hot Fuzz, Platoon, Back to the Future Trilogy, the Incredibles, Looper, X-Men First Class.
T.V.: Archer, How I Met Your Mother, Scrubs, Dexter, Breaking Bad, Futurama, Louie, Ninja Warrior, Mad Men, Titus, Chopped, English Premier League, World Cup (Go go U.S. Mens!!), Community, Parks and Rec, Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Game of Thrones, True Detective.
Music: Coheed and Cambria, Switchfoot, Tool, The Decemberists, Modest Mouse, A Perfect Circle, Queen, 311, Breaking Benjamin, Finger Eleven, Gorillaz, Childish Gambino, Garfunkel and Oates, Starset, Hamilton musical.
Food: Hot Wings, Beef Jerky, Caesar Salads, Steak, Shrimp, Ribs. Started Keto a couple of months ago, and it going very well. Unfortunately that means no carbs for me, which means no to a lot of food I used to love. I suppose it is for the best since I was borderline addicted to them.
I see that comedy isn't specifically mentioned, but A LOT of my time is listening to stand-up. Favorites include: Louis C.K., Jim Gaffigan, Demetri Martin, Anthony Jeselnik, Bo Burnham, Christopher Titus, Doug Benson, Aziz Ansari, George Carlin
Six things I could never do without
Music, My Friends, Sunglasses, Animals, Computer or some device that allows me to still be connected to the internet, and any form of visual or physical interactive entertainment.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My life, the world, everything and anything. My mind is in complete control of my frequent daydreams and can sometimes be distracting.
Visual representations of music.
Imagining all the conversations people are having.
Having my mind blown by the thought that every single person I pass, interact with, or ignore all have their own lives, with countless people they interact with going back years to decades to centuries.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out and about with my friends. Also staying at home cramming tv and movies down my throat.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
3 of my top 5 guilty pleasure songs are pop-related(and sung by women.) Guess one and you win a cookie.
You should message me if
You like to have fun. Want to talk with someone interesting(I know I do). You have a mental itch that you just can't scratch. You want to play games (cards, video, board or other). I Also accept queries about anything you have seen in this profile or from the question bank. I am an open book (that has had all sensitive material blacked out CIA style.)
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