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My self-summary
We probably will not get along if you type in text speak.

Short Summery
I'm a programmer, I can read binary, I eat Ketogenically, I like to swim, Games in all forms, going to museums & art galleries, randomly wandering around with people I like, snuggling, bad jokes, Pokemon, Science, Coffee, Tea, Earl Grey Hot, Star Trek, wearing crazy 80s / 90s clothes (such as Tropical Cowboy) and hats (I really want a tricorn), Lasertag

Extended Summery
Although I've changed my looking for to Everyone, I'm not attracted to males (doesn't mean I cant make male friends however), there's only a binary selection or everyone which i find rather silly, especially with how progressive the site is in other areas.

I'm in a Polyamorous relationship and my main lives in Edinburgh so I'm there a lot more than Dundee these days.

I do not know how to classify my sexuality but I am neither straight or bi, nor am i A-Sexual but have no problem with having A-Sexual partners.

I'm very anal about my coffee.

Wouldn't mind finding some activity partners for going to gym, cycling, swimming or jogging and such.

Also In case it's relevant and people want to know my stance of feminism and the like, I am in favour of Equality for all Sentient Beings regardless of gender (there are more than two), amount of melanin in your skin, sexual preference, mental or physical disabilities or disorders, belief in the great spaghetti monster, if you're Johnny 5 or not even humanoid.
What I’m doing with my life
Doing freelance work but giving serious consideration to going back to University to do Computing Science and Mathematics.

I am also trying to get a diagnosis for Asperger Syndrome also known as Autistic Spectrum Disorder, as I believe there's a high likelihood i have it.
I’m really good at
The first things people usually notice about me
My eye bleedingly brilliant 80s / 90s shirts, or the fact that i look like some sort of militant beatnik that's stepped out of the matrix (depending on my clothes wearing mood)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Discworld, The OZ Series of books (Wizard of OZ etc), there are many i'd like to read if i ever get around to it.

Movies: Super Mario Bros.,Hackers, Tron, Wargames, The Nightmare before Christmas, The Pirates of Silicone Valley, Labyrinth, The lord of the Rings Trilogy, The Matrix Trilogy, Star Wars, The Green Mile, The Shawshank Redemption, Return to Oz, The Brave Little Toaster, Godzilla, Disney, Marvel, DC and many many more!

Music: Swing Republic, Caravan Palace, Parov Stellar, Therion, Apocalyptica, Aryeon, System of a Down, Hammerfall, Xandria, Within Temptation, The Black Mages, Mozart, Tchaicovsky, JPop, Chiptune, Scatman John, Aqua, Shampoo, The Prodigy, 2 Unlimited And many more!.

Food: Almost anything fried in butter or made of butter, Mostly vegetables, I don't eat more than 30g max of Carbohydrates a day and am Vegetarian so am a problem for people who might want to invite me to dinner, currently contemplating going Vegan, though much nerdy research needs to be completed before I take that step.

Television: Knightmare, ReBoot, The Transformers, ThunderCats, Star Trek, StarGate, Power Rangers, Doctor Who, Naruto, Red Dwarf, Still Game, Family Guy, Blackadder, Dexter, Dark Matter, The Expanse, Agents of S.H.E.I.L.D, Gotham, Better call Saul, Once Upon a Time, Jessica Jones, DareDevil

Games: Katamari, Pikmin, Mario Kart, Zelda, Mortal Kombat, Metroid, Pokémon, WarioWare, StarCraft, Street Fighter, Space Harrier, Discs of Tron, Discworld, Tyrian, Kororinpa, Castle Crashers, Outrun, Kingdom Hearts, Canis Canem Edit, Toonstruck, Ripley's believe it or not... The Riddle of Master Lu, Monkey Island, Sam and Max, Full Throttle, The DIG, Gabriel Knight, I have no Mouth and I Must Scream, Star Trek 25th Anniversary, Star Trek The Next Generation A Final Unity, Day of the Tentacle, Loom, Orion Burger
The six things I could never do without

The Internet


Espresso, Black

Saturated Fat (Do your research, it's not unhealthy like they claim it is)

Life (In the quite literal sense)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to conquer the multiverse.

The word ludlig


How to make a nutritionally perfect super food that is vegan friendly, Soy Free and Ketogenic friendly

Things I should be doing but i'm too busy thinking about doing them

That we're all just metaphysical constructs of star dust and if string theory is correct we're all just a cosmic symphony.

What the 5th and 6th dimensions look like on a granular level relative to our own.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing nothing of specific consequence.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I if I tell you that, then it wont be private then it wont be the most private thing I'm willing to admit something else will, then that will no longer be the most private thing hence it is impossible by the laws of paradox's to actually answer that question.
You should message me if
You aren't one of the Prejudiced Bigoted Racist Homophobic Sexist morons that voted leave the EU.