34New Orleans, United States
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My self-summary
To hit on a few of the more important points:

1.) I work a corporate job, 9-5 riding a cubicle towards insanity as a computer programmer.
2.) I'm not poor, but my criteria for that is just that I don't HAVE to eat Ramen every night...
3.) I'm amazing in bed. Seriously, I could sleep through an earthquake, it's a skill to be proud of.
4.) I play video games. I know this can be a sore spot for some, but deal with it. It does not prevent me from seeing my friends, bathing, cleaning my house, going to work.... It just gives me a legal way to shoot obnoxious teenagers, and come on, who doesn't want to do that from time to time?
5.) I will eventually take over the world, it's inevitable.
6.) I like numbered lists.
7.) I'm a Virgo...and have no idea what that is supposed to mean.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm always planning some way for making money. Not get rich quick schemes, but legitimate business ideas. Some good, some bad, most involving world domination.
I’m really good at
Looking strangely handsome in a blazer and flip-flops
Starting new projects
Couch cuddling with my dog...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books/Movies/TV: Currently Reading Tom Holt's JWW Wells Series, I'm a big fan of Scifi/fantasy novels. For TV and Movies, Doctor Who, Game of Thrones, Arrested Development (New season soon!), Arrow, Primeval: New World, Horror/Suspense movies, my favorite to date is 1408

Food: Mexican, Sushi, Thai

Video games: Path of Exile, Eve Online, Starcraft 2, Borderlands 2, League of Legends, Diablo 2 (3 sucked).
Six things I could never do without
My phone,
Monster Energy Drinks,
Miller High-Life,
Mexican Food.
On a typical Friday night I am
Passed out. It's about the only night I get any real sleep.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When about 7:30pm when it's cloudy outside during the summer... the whole world goes slightly orange... It is my favorite time of day.
You should message me if
You want to tell me how hot I am, or are bored, or are thirsty and want to go get a drink, or feel the need to insult a total stranger for no reason...
The two of us