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My self-summary
Okay compelling content here we go...

Hopeless romantic seeks partner to share in the spoils of world domination.

Must be okay with:

- people watching (I'm a firm believer in bonding through judging others, together)

- campy horror flicks

- blanket forts (pillow forts really just don't cut the mustard these days)

- being chauffeured in my sick Maserati (jk, its a 90's toyota minivan)

- eating ourselves into oblivion- I have a penchant for BBQ chicken pizza and a hollow leg

- Oh yeah, the whole systematic world domination thing.
What I’m doing with my life
Sales development
I’m really good at
I'm basically the pinnacle of human evolution. Exceedingly attractive, funny, charming.

Oh yeah, and being facetious on online dating sites. :P
The first things people usually notice about me
My fiery demon eyes- or maybe the horns... hmmm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
If you don't accept nicolas cage as the One True Lord and Saviour, we're going to clash.

But in all seriousness- the beforementioned campy horror flicks are crucial. Also admittedly, I'm a giant nerd and I'm into pretty much everything under that umbrella.

- anime (ask me for specifics)
- dexter
- lotr
- firefly
- archer
- the league
Six things I could never do without


Alcohol (Preferably Fireball, I know I know.. shhhhhh)

My giant bed


Night walks
I spend a lot of time thinking about
- butts

- cats

- fresh pressed linens
On a typical Friday night I am
Basking in the brief respite from monotony. Usually that entails Innout, brews, and good company.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a imaginary Liger friend named Aleister.
You should message me if
You actually made it this far LOL
The two of us