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My self-summary
Isn't this the stuff one asks on a first date? I guess I'll speak in generalities to avoid robbing that first date of conversation.

I've been all over the US for various reasons (34 states and counting). My culture is both New Englander and Italian. You should read that as I'm always right, and I have a quick wit...and you should read that with some degree of sarcasm. I'm my family's black sheep. They are all Mormon. I am not, not anymore. I see humor in almost everything, and this allows me a demeanor that is slow to anger.

I am a full time student at Berkeley. I'm there every weekday, seemingly the whole day as I use public transportation. -It's cheaper than driving but more time consuming. Studying for a degree in History with an emphasis on economics.

Sex positive

Disclaimer: I value my sexual fluids and the implications of them more than I do meaningless sexual encounters. You need to have higher value than that of a receptacle for such fluids to have a chance with me. Is this blunt? Absolutely, but it is real. The fact is that the the sexual market value of women wanes. I have the forethought to know that a relationship based in sex has a finite end date when your passive outward anatomical displays of fertility do. We all, with any kind of thought, know that a relationship needs to be based in more if we don't want the end of the road to look like age 40 and separated with kids that hate us, right?
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to be a better me...and that is a hard task considering exactly how close to perfection I already am.
I’m really good at
I cook the best Italian food you can get, and I crack wise.
The first things people usually notice about me
You tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I collect movies. I worked at Blockbuster for 5 years. I've seen a lot, and I have a lot. Lately my interests have been in historical documentaries, Italian Gialli, and films so bad that they are hysterical. All time favorites include:

Samurai Cop -A buddy cop film with fantastically awful Z grade execution.
For Your Height Only -The midget Filipino James Bond you never knew you needed!
Hard Ticket to Hawaii -Early 90's late night "Skinemax" with a killer giant paper mache snake, and its own Toto inspired theme song.
Frankenhooker -Includes a freak lawn mower fatality and "Super Crack."
Anything directed by Neil Breen.

I'm a foodie. Been exploring Berkeley's wide array of ethnic cuisine offerings. Loving every minute of it.
Six things I could never do without
Rational thought
Italian Food
Historical Knowledge
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I spend all this time constructing an interesting message to spark conversation. I rarely get a response, and I'm so damned gorgeous that I have to think a lot about what must be wrong with women today.
On a typical Friday night I am
"Once more in to the fray,
To the last good fight I'll ever know.
Live and die by this day...
Live and die by this day..."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I voted for Trump. Proud of it too. If this triggers you, you should know that the killing of Gaddafi in Libya that Secretary of State Hillary Clinton orchestrated was done over oil. There is video of Hillary Clinton laughing about this. Today, this very second, there are open air slave markets in Libya -a country which has spiraled out of being on the verge of lifting itself from the third world. Know that my first defense of voting for Trump is that he never created slave markets in the process of maintaining oil trade supremacy with a nation nor did he laugh about such a thing.
You should message me if
you want your life enriched...or better, you can enrich mine.
The two of us