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My self-summary
My humor often ventures into the taboo. When you won't follow me there is when I get my jollies. Trade sarcastic one liners with me. This would be vastly more attractive to me than any physical feature you may have.

Sex positive

What I’m doing with my life
I am a full time student at Berkeley. I'm there every weekday, the whole day. Studying for a degree in History. I'm leaning towards either religious history or (most likely) economic history.
I’m really good at
I cook, and I crack wise.
The first things people usually notice about me
You tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I collect movies. I worked at Blockbuster for 5 years. I've seen a lot, and I have a lot. Lately my interests have been in historical documentaries, Italian Giallo (sexualized thriller/horror films -think the American 80's slashers but with depth), and films so bad that they are hysterical. All time favorites include:

Samurai Cop -A buddy cop film with fantastically awful Z grade execution.
For Your Height Only -the midget Filipino James Bond you never knew you needed!
Hard Ticket to Hawaii -Early 90's late night "Skinemax" with a killer giant paper mache snake, and its own Toto inspired theme song.
Frankenhooker -Includes a freak lawn mower fatality and "Super Crack."
The Taint -Boasts having the most exploding penises in a film.
Anything directed by Neil Breen.

I'm a foodie. Been exploring Berkeley's wide array of ethnic cuisine offerings. Loving every minute of it.
The six things I could never do without
Rational thought
Italian Food
Historical Knowledge
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I can feed the squirrels at school so they become more aggressive with all the hipster filth on campus.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging with friends, at home, or seeing family.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't have a filter. It's for a couple of reasons. One being the culture I endured when I was a fervantly religious person and also because now I really don't like the idea of social conformity. I figure people will either know me, or they won't. At least it will be based on an honest assessment and not some painfully drawn out process of pretending to be that which I am not.
You should message me if
You reject the common feminine ideal: "I can't message a guy first." I don't understand why we adhere to rules of attraction from before normal people could be comfortable in just being who they are socially. We have a big damn social culture that wishes to place conformity on all of us...like its beneficial or optimal. It's not. Reject that shit. Message me if your level of conformity is that you're going to be you, and anyone who doesn't like it, isn't worth keeping contact with.