34 San Francisco, United States
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My self-summary
I moved to California last year after stints in DC, Boston, Miami, and St. Louis; I've moved so many times that I'm not really from anywhere anymore (but I can tell you the best place to eat in each of those cities). I am now a problem-solver and trouble-maker at a tech start-up in San Fran. I'm quirky, sarcastic, and inappropriate (when it's appropriate). But I'm also laid back, down to earth, and maybe a little too real. And I talk with my hands: I'm Jewish and latina -- I genetically can't help myself.

I'm not outdoorsy unless it involves drinking on patios, and if you ever see me running, you should probably run for your life too. But I love exploring new cities and will even do that thing where you walk over dirt and rocks (I think you California kids call it "hiking") ... as long as we can have french fries when we're done.

Nothing makes me happier than spending time on the couch with Walter White, Arya Stark, Jon Stewart, and the cast of Law and Order: SVU. And as far as I'm concerned, if something can't be explained using lolcats or memes, then it's probably not worth knowing.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a JD/MBA who has invested over a quarter of a million dollars into my education, and I still have no idea what I want to do with my life. I'm really into talking and thinking about the intersection of business, law, and policy in the communications and technology arenas ... which qualifies me as a huge nerd. I've accidentally become an IP attorney (don't hold it against me) even though I swore I would turn over in my grave before I ever worked for a law firm -- and I've worked for two.
I’m really good at
Analyzing advertisements. Cooking. Baking. Eating (e.g. competitive twinkie-eating contests). Napping. Showering. Talking about social media and the internet.

I am also trilingual in English, sarcasm and l33t, and my Spanish dominates after a few beers.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Shows: 24, Law and Order: SVU, The Killing, Mad Men, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Dexter.
Movies: I don't think Will Ferrell is funny.
Books: Fiction.
Music: Anything.
Noms: Whatever is in front of me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Please don't email me if your answer to this prompt involves the word "clubbing". Trust me -- we won't be happy together.