I'm not outdoorsy unless it involves drinking on patios, and if you ever see me running, you should probably run for your life too. But I love exploring new cities and will even do that thing where you walk over dirt and rocks (I think you California kids call it "hiking") ... as long as we can have french fries when we're done.
Nothing makes me happier than spending time on the couch with Walter White, Arya Stark, Jon Stewart, and the cast of Law and Order: SVU. And as far as I'm concerned, if something can't be explained using lolcats or memes, then it's probably not worth knowing.
I am also trilingual in English, sarcasm and l33t, and my Spanish dominates after a few beers.
Movies: I don't think Will Ferrell is funny.
Noms: Whatever is in front of me.