DDustiNN
34 Canton, United States
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My self-summary
Try all you want, you're not gonna "click" with someone by reading their profile. Don't waste too much time on here. Say hello! Answer your messages! Get out and go on dates! You'll see that you've been doing it all wrong! I don't get why people are even on here with no intention to meet. That's the only way to know. You can talk to someone for weeks, totally fall for them, then meet in person and know it's an immediate "nope". Likewise, you could be uninterested in a certain profile and probably pass, but if meet in person, you just may click instantly. It's really the only way. No need to rush things, but don't waste your time :)

Anyway... On to the fun stuff that no one reads!

I'd like to meet you if you're awesome. If you're super awesome, I'd totally date you. If you are not awesome at all, you should start being more awesome. But you probably already are and you just don't know it!

Movies are a must! Horror, comedy, action, you name it. Bonus points for cuddling. I don't watch much TV, but I sure do love The Walking Dead and a few others.

I'm a fan of attending awesome rock/metal shows. You should come too! It's fun.

If you like Steel Panther, I probably love you.

I love stand-up comedy, so funny is good. Like Mitch Hedberg ;)

I live on my own with my dog, no kids, new car, and have a great job.

It irks me when people don't know the difference between "your" and "you're", which is sadly almost the entire internet. I won't hold it against you though :)

I have two guitars and I can pretend to sound like I'm good. Someday I will be... Someday.

I want to go skydiving soon. I have no idea why.

Random things I'd like to do with you:
- Be something awesome for Halloween
- Go to Cedar Point
- Cuddle and watch fireworks on July 4th
- Go to lame haunted houses in an attempt to find a good one
- Pick too many apples, then get cider and doughnuts
- Go to the zoo, watch the monkeys, then wish we could have one
- Lose at Mario Kart, then call shenanigans and demand a rematch... Then lose again and admit defeat
- Go on vacation to somewhere we've never been
- Any combination of the above items, plus more of course
What I’m doing with my life
Living it, of course!
I’m really good at
Making people laugh, or so I hear. But it's audible, so I believe them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Comedy, action, horror, suspense, all the good stuff. Deadpool was pure perfection. Cabin in the Woods was amazing. Dr. Horrible' Sing-Along Blog is a must-watch.

The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Parks & Rec, Dexter, New Girl, It's Always Sunny, The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt... That should give you an idea of my tastes.

Hard rock & heavy metal make my head bob.
The six things I could never do without
I'd start with my iPhone. Thinking back to the pre-smartphone days is kinda scary.

Then the usual, family & friends, and of course my dog.

Beyond that, I guess I have no idea. Music, movies, and video games? I guess I like media!
On a typical Friday night I am
Differs weekly, but could be any combination of the following:
- out to dinner
- at the movies
- at the comedy club
- playing pool
- at a concert
- hanging out with friends
- relaxing at home, watching a movie or playing video games
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I wear boxers, I pee standing up, and I have a profile on OkCupid.
You should message me if
- You are totally awesome
- You know the difference between "your" and "you're"
- You like to laugh until your face hurts
- You need a Euchre partner
- You need a zombie apocalypse survival partner
- One or more of the above applies to you
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