60Carrollton, United States
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My self-summary
A couple of experiences left me a bit worn out and frustrated with online dating. Really just looking for someone who enjoys cooking, patios, dancing and events and someone who's not afraid to move out of their comfort zone a bit. Doesn't have to be a superwoman, I'm not a superman. Relocated mid-westerner (came down to Texas in 1977), recovering Catholic, gregarious, outgoing, great sense of humor, professional, hopeless romantic. No drama queens, crisis queens, narcissists, couch potatoes.

Told my kids not to get me any more sweaters for those gift giving occasions...would rather have a screamer or a moaner....sorry, one of my favorite jokes :)
What I’m doing with my life
Single empty nester doing things that I never could do before due to relationships, kids, etc. Feeling the same freedom I had in my 20's but with more maturity and resources to make things happen. Damn, life is good!
The first things people usually notice about me
Eyes and smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Bonus points if you know this:

Oh baby show me the money my evil friend
Let's go to Mexico, drink margaritas in sin
I'll light a candle for good luck
Now come on baby let's...

What's the fun in playing it safe?
I think I'd rather misbehave
Our way
Six things I could never do without
and an occasional good boink -- hey, I am a guy afterall.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Well, I gave my love to Jesus, now he never calls
On a typical Friday night I am
I sing along with my Billy the Big Mouth Bass. He can't carry a tune and is a wicked mean drunk.....save me, please!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Really? Well, one night, I ran across these 4 midgets and a cantaloupe and they asked if I'd be intere......
You should message me if
If you like good conversation, good food, good drink and are a bit of a hedonist who enjoys good times and laughter, drop me a line. If your nickname is "BuzzKill" or "Stoney", people run from you or lights go out when you enter the room, just keep walking.
The two of us