he tryina change ya mood ring – Jesus
not a scrub – TLC
i trust him – Young Metro
all he wants is a bad b*ch – Gandhi
taught me everything I know – Batman
so goddamn basic – everyone else
potential date ideas: laser tag, art museum, picnic in the park, black mirror
^^ doing my best Carlton impression
daydreamer / entrepreneur / wanderer
we like the same stuff -- promise. (try me!)
the cave under my mansion
my customised car tanky thing
my fancy belt and suit
Oh shit... That's Batman.
Let me start over.
being a billionaire
my big brains
all my fancy cars
FUCK I DID IT AGAIN.
my passport / a bit of imagination / gratitude
...or debating with friends about stuff like:
• cycling 🚲 > roller-blading > yoga
• this american life > radiolab > 99% invisible
• loose-leaf tea > coffee > wine > whiskey
• cookies > brownies > cupcakes > pizza
tell me: which emoji should exist but doesn't? or... what's your favorite podcast?
extra credit if you are: shorter than 5'3", active, humble, tattooed, open-minded
when women send the 1st 💌 => 😍🔥
+10 bonus points: use "canoodle" in your message. it'll be cute :)