33Portland, United States
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My self-summary
I'm not a huge fan of writing self fulfilling, unguided, analytical paragraphs about "me," but I think I'm a jack of all trades, master of none type of person. I'm good at what I do, but I can never focus on one thing as the sole purpose to my life.
I like reading, writing, cooking, photography, music, markets, free thought, individualism, and buying groceries. I perceive life as comedically ridiculous, therefore I have a hard time taking it seriously.

"Buy the ticket...Take the ride." -Hunter S. Thompson
What I’m doing with my life
I recently moved back to Portland from living in the middle of nowhere. Space and solitude were great, but I think I prefer civilization.
Other things I'm "doing with my life" include but are not limited to: Refining meatball recipes, learning the designated flap speeds to land a 737, drinking around fires, watching my cat behave like a dog, asking unanswerable questions, and thinking thoughtful thoughts.
I’m really good at
Witty comments, faking foreign accents, debating, reading, writing, cooking, taking purty pictures, cuddling, deciding which music is awesome and which is brainless refuse, giving directions, parallel parking, observing, wanting to operate heavy machinery, and destroying my enemies at foosball.
The first things people usually notice about me
My cutoff denim short-shorts and "Big Dogs" T-Shirt.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Cohen Brothers, Radiohead, Sigur Ros, Breaking Bad, Thao and The Get Down Stay Downs, Bibio, Phantogram, Andrew Bird, Archer, To Catch a Predator, Dostoevsky, Niche, M.C. Escher, Roald Dahl, The X-Files, Of Mice and Men, Ray Bradbury, Chuck Palahniuk, Dr. Strangelove, Young Frankenstein, Children of Men, Apocalypse Now, The Onion, Chinese Food... and more Chinese Food.
Six things I could never do without
1: Music
2: Cutlery
3: Nature Documentaries
4: Dim Sum
5: Silence
6: Sleep
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Existence in general and the power of the brain.... I also enjoy pondering absurd religious superstitions, authentic beef jerky, when my next sneeze will occur, and when I'll need to head for the hills to escape the man.
On a typical Friday night I am
Gettin' shit done.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once broke my tailbone on a foosball table...Wanna know how?
You should message me if
You are Cat Power or you're attractive, intelligent, non-dramatic, and would like to go have a random adventure.
The two of us