I don't own a fedora.
I don't refer to myself as a "nice guy."
Men's Rights are a pair clown shoes.
I'm not smooth.
I'm pretty bad at flirting.
I'll probably forget your birthday. But I'll make up for it the next day.
I'm also not big on personas. I really don't care who you think you are, I care more about who you actually are. Actions speak louder than words.
Or if you know who let the dogs out.