31Portland, United States
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My self-summary
It's hard out there for a wimp.
What I’m doing with my life
On the hunt for a new bartending jorb.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh. Singing and guitar. Growing my hair. Being a complete idiot. Loyal to a fault. Having a crooked spine.
The first things people usually notice about me
My giant cranium? My sweet buns? I'm not really sure how to answer this seeing as how I am not other people...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Please kill me is a good book. Dave Barry is hilarious. Favorite movies include jurassic park and the big lebowski. Music has gotta have guitars and sexy grooves. Workaholics crept up on me and has become my favorite show. Regular show also cracks me up. I worship mac and cheese.
Six things I could never do without
Air. Shoes. Guitar. PBR pint glass. Dental floss. Guitar picks.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Bettering my life. Making music. Making people happy. Having six pack abs. How to make money being myself and doing my thang.
On a typical Friday night I am
Keeping it real. Probably riding the bus. Probably.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You should message me if
you breathe air? You want to talk about everything and anything. Maybe beers if you want to conversate about stuff?
The two of us