Are you tired of getting harassed by creeps bombarding you with pictures of their abs or offers to show you their genitals? Are you sick of being pestered by these over grown man-children hounding you to show them yours??
Maybe you've grown weary of finding poorly constructed solicitations in your in-boxes while you search for your Good Guy Greg who's Good Game and Giving...Well act now to take yourself off the market with THIS guy!
THIS guy holds a job and carries a conversation that will impress your peers AND your parents!
THIS guy is perfect interactive arm candy for a slew of social situations!
THIS guy can take you out on the town, invite you over for a night cap and cook YOU breakfast in the morning!
And act fast-because THIS guy now comes with 50% fewer complications!
THIS guy is well read on Natural Science and History; frequently quoting author's such as Attenborough, Eisner, Zinn and Zimmer with the occasional quip from Vonnegut, Musashi, Brooks, Crowley or Shakespeare!
THIS guy will eat anything recognizable as food-and some things that aren't!
Fun! (Not to be confused with that band, they're not that important to THIS guy)
Fine food & quality spirits!
A clock of some sorts,
Also, I once had Deff Leppard's "Photograph" stuck on a continuous loop in my head and I didn't go insane!