I moved to Denver from Arkansas sometime ago. It's been awesome so far. Absolutely no regrets. I would love to get to know some people now that I made the move.
I give zero fucks about online dating. If you like or message me you will probably get a long winded but funny response in return. I'm putting in this disclaimer beacuse I notice a lot of girls erase their profiles after I talk to them. They know they can't compete with my awesome comedy skillz yo.
I gots my red card so 420 friendly is a must.
I don't watch tv beacuse it will rot your brain. Instead I just binge watch Netflix and play video games all day. This is somehow different and makes me a better person for reasons.
Favorite books: The Phone Book by Bell Telephone INC, and Train Spotting. It's not incomprehensible at all.
As far as music goes I listen to a lot of different things.
Anything from screaming ass death metal like lamb of god, chimara, IWABO, and strapping young lad to prog rock bands like OSI, Dream theater, Porcupine Tree and Umphrey's McGee. Album of the year for the last 3 years is "Sounds of a Playground Fading" by In Flames. I'm looking forward to the new Alice in Chains and Sevendust albums. They just can't be released fast enough. I can't stand pop or country, which is weird because I'm working on starting a metal/country fusion band. I've never heard a lady gaga or justin beiber song and I aims to keep it that way.
On a side note I've probably seen more than one band on your list live several times. I list the metal bands and prog rock because it's more abrasive and has been an issue before.
I made a giant baked ziti once just so I wouldn't have to cook again for a week. Yeah I make my own sauce. What of it? I gave some of it to some friends and they still rave about it. My enchiladas are fire as well. And my stir fry and my chicken pot pie. The list goes on.
Belt (or surgical tubing in a "pinch") no pun intended
Also when I bring home a bag of dog food does my dog think I hunted it?
Instead of auto correct they should call it "ha ha now go proofread that shit".
Do people not realize that when they post a screen capture from their IPhone that it has their real name in the corner?
Hey I really like that pic of you where you are waaay out of frame. I totally can't tell that you cropped out your ex at all.
That that is is. That that is not is not. That that is not is not that that is. Is that not it? It is.
I'm such a huge nerd that I own a lab coat with my name stitched into it and a black mesa security badge with my face on it.
I can't remember the last time I clipped my toe nails. This might be because I smoke a lot of pot.
I'm on steam as Necronamatron if anybody cares.
Or if you just want to say hi. So many people seem to be against that these days.
NO FAT CHICKS!!
OK fine some fat chicks.