25 Maspeth, United States
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My self-summary
"Owls are wise. They are careful and patient. Wisdom precludes boldness. That is why owls make poor heroes."

I am not an owl.

I'm Dave. I skii, I read, I travel, I live. Born and raised in Queens. Lived in Queens and Brooklyn. Would like to live in Chicago. Prone to turning weekend vacations into month long beat adventures. Contrary to this bs personality profile I'm not a mean, aggressive, sex-fiend junkie. (I swear). Im more of a cynical pacifist who lives by libertarian values.
What I’m doing with my life
Finishing English degree.
Working in the garment district.
Trolling OkCupid for the same reasons you are.
I’m really good at
Using fantasy novel idioms in real life.
Listening to the WHOLE sister ray track with enthusiasm.
The first things people usually notice about me
? white ?
or maybe my extreme New York accent.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Authors: Robert Jordan, Frank Herbert, Asimov, Patrick Rothfuss (obsessed with right now), Kurt Vonnegut, William Burroughs, Jack Kerouac, Irvine Welsh, Samuel Beckett, Neil Gaiman, Tolkien(duh) etc.

Shows: American Horror Story, Dexter, Its Always Sunny in Philidelphia, Weeds, Deadwood, Hell on Wheels, The X-files, Californication, Sons of Anarchy, The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, Supernatural, Ghost Adventures, Destination Truth, etc.

Music: The Velvet Underground, The Pixies, Floyd, Zepplin, Frou Frou, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Neutral Milk Hotel, RUN DMC, The Shins, The Strokes, Jefferson Airplane, Tilly and the Wall, Modest Mouse, Matt and Kim, De La SOul, Of Monsters and Men, Radiohead, The Mountain Goats, R.E.M. , Dan Deacon, Beastie Boys, Rubblebucket, Future Islands, Bob Dylan, Crystal Castles, RHCP etc.

Movies: Trainspotting, Drugstore cowboys, DUNE (really a mini series w.e), Pulp Fiction, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, LoTR, Dawn of the Dead, Stake Land, ARMY OF DARKNESS!, Garden State, The Fifth Element, The Fox and the Hound, etc.

Food: Pizza.
The six things I could never do without
Water...or Rum....or Mountain Dew (something to drink with my pizza)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The usual existential nonsence.
Logical fallacies.
Legal loopholes.
Life on other planets.
On a typical Friday night I am
rum rum rum

yum yum yum
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a gutter pallet.
Blink182 was a crucial factor in my adolescent development.
Chucky still scares me.
You should message me if
your sleep deprivation makes me look hot.