DaftmyMau5
28 Pittsburgh, United States
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My self-summary
I just want your extra time, and your kiss.

Now to the quick, my Ultimate Girl/Soulmate/Partner/Witness for the Defense would be:
-Great Kisser (speaks volumes)
-Quick witted
-Can have a intellectual conversation at least once in a while, after all looks fade. Stupid is forever unfortunately.
-Not friends with every single ex you ever had
-Enjoys laughing and can take a joke
-Values cuddling
-Isn't afraid to be herself
-Doesn't take life too seriously, but knows when to be serious
-Can be a lady on the streets, and a freak in the sheets
-Understands the necessity behind always having "More Cowbell"
-Eyes that can't hide a smile
What I’m doing with my life
My pedigree includes:
-I've recently decided to further my education in a more secure job market than my previous construction/mining experience. I'm currently taking classes for Audio Engineering at CCAC.
-Music-producer for funsies/commissions.
-Live-Streamer. (Play vidya games on the internet)
-Hockey fan - Goaltenders deserve an unprecedented amount of respect in my opinion.
-Comedian connoisseur of sorts.
-I may or may not be cursed as a Philadelphia Eagle's fan.
-Science nerd. I really enjoy learning about life, and quite frankly the universe in which we live.
I’m really good at
-Putting the seat down.
-Sarcasm is one of my finer points, and it took me years to perfect it.
-Looking like Scott Ian, or at least I heard we resemble each other.
-Keeping some sort of facial hair, because without it I look like I'm 12. Whether it be a full beard, or just a beard without the mustache. I pretty much ace it all, except just the mustache of course ;D. Mustache alone has a tendency to make me look like Mario.
-Using well placed 'breevs. Now if only I could make a tush load of cash off that.
-Climbing high-five and/or friendship mountain.
-I'm also the sometimes unfortunate possessor of the XY Chromosome combo. I honestly put my foot in my mouth more than I'd like to admit but I'm super sincere, and I'm a great listener.
The first things people usually notice about me
Besides my shiney shaved head?

My sense of humor, I've heard I can be witty and charming. I suppose you'd have to decide for yourself.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music:
- I have a soft spot for almost anything acoustic, as well as classic rock. Love music in just about any form/genre with a few exceptions on occasion. Those exceptions mostly being Heavy Metal, but I can see some appeal here, and there, and I even went to Ozzfest in '06, but that was my want to see Ozzy more than anything else. System of a Down was dope too.

Movies:
-My movie spectrum is also as varied as my musical tastes, and I realized it's probably better to just state that than to have a huge list of shit here.

Shows:
- I don't watch too much TV, but there are a few I enjoy when I get the chance to catch them.
- Anything involving Karl Pilkington. This also goes for books, and you score major brownie points if you know who he is without googling him.

Books:
- It really varies here. I'm a big fan of Ray Bradbury, good ol Chuck Palahniuk, and a number of other authors, but for some reason I never really get into much conversations about books with people...
The six things I could never do without
-My imagination
-Emotion
-Adrenaline
-Tacos
-Friends
-Music
-Night-time
-Hockey

Ok so what I pick more than six.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
90%- Random things that have may or may not have to do with whats going on around me.
9%- Dirty minded thoughts.
1%- Work.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing whatever makes money or makes me smile! If you win my heart, you will automatically win a chance to do these things with me as well.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I wear a special cologne. It’s called Sex Panther by Odeon. It’s illegal in nine countries…and it’s made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good.
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