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My self-summary
Big girl, ginger, feminist, Pokemon trainer, I may or may not have been a Hobbit in a previous life. Oh and like i said in my first two words: I'm fat. Really wanted to be clear about that. It's just a fact. I like myself this way.
My hair may change a lot, my nail varnish too, I can randomly quote "Hot Fuzz" or "Kuzko" on a daily basis, I eat 4 apples a day and am addicted to free Wifi.
I take my tea English style, splash of milk, 2 sugars. I love tea. Love, love, love it. This information is paramount.
I like to travel, I lived in Vancouver for a year and fell in love with it.
My animal totem is Violet from "Downton Abbey" and writing all this is becoming as annoying as writing a cover letter so there.

I won't meet you in person after only a few words exchanged. Just wanted to be clear about that. Be kind... So long, and thanks for all the fish.
What I’m doing with my life
Working in television/cinema, figuring out how relationships work, trying to move to London.
I’m really good at
I can dance Flamenco, play the piano theme of Tim Burton's "Corpse Bride" and peal an apple in only one long strip. I can sing Doctor Who's opening credits pretty darn well too.
I'm very good at watching TV shows, starting books and grabbing stuff with my toes.
I make the best banana/chocolate cake.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm big and happy and anxious and pretty. And I have two Lord of the Rings tattoos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Ok now I'm being serious because this shit is REALLY important.
Books: Lord of the Rings, Diary of Anne Frank, Cujo, Harry Potter, Royal Assassin.

Movies: Lord of the Rings trilogy, Signs, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, The entire Cornetto Trilogy (Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz and The World's End), Everything is Illuminated, Scott Pilgrim, The Hitchhiker Guide to the Galaxy, Kill Bill, Suspiria, The Red Violin, Death at a funeral (THE UK VERSION, duh), .... and Mean Girls.

TV shows: Sherlock, Supernatural, Friends, Scrubs, Spaced, The IT Crowd, Doctor Who, Community, The Office (UK), My Mad Fat Diary, 30 Rock, X Files, Lost, Six Feet Under, Breaking Bad, The Ricky Gervais Show, QI, Big train, Black Mirror, Black-ish, Broadchurch, Brooklyn 99, Cougar Town, Downton Abbey, Episodes, Fargo, Girls, Hannibal, Louie, Masters of Sex, Nashville, the affair, The Fall, Jane The Virgin, Crazy Ex Girlfriend,, Arrested Development, Battlestar Gallactica, Bruiser, Fringe, Gilmore Girls, Malcolm, Parade's End, Wilfred . And many more... I watch over one hundred tv shows.

Music: Gogol Bordello, U2, Florence + The Machine, Nightwish, Mumford and Sons, ACDC, Led Zeppelin, Imagine Dragons, Sigur Ros, Jonsi, Bad Company, Boston, Ozzy Osbourne, and The Jungle Book soundtrack.

Food: Everything except endive.
The six things I could never do without
My cat. She's sleeping on my back as I'm writing this and it makes me wonder how I should feel about my cat finding my back more comfortable than an entire bed...
Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman.
My Ipod.
My sister. She's cool.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How Sherlock faked his own death at the end of season 2. I still don't buy it !
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably playing video games or on Netflix.
You should message me if
If you can understand my username then we're truly a match. Even if there's only one "n" at "Steiner". Username was taken...
If you would consider painting your front door TARDIS style.
If you're bored.